Duke girl shares sexploits in PowerPoint form

Karlifornia · 09-30-2010, 03:44 PM

This is a long, entertaining read. My favorite part is the memorable moment "Laughing about Asians". Pour on the Duke hate! Probably NSFW (no bad pics, but explicit language)

The Full Duke University "Fuck List" Thesis From A Former Female Student

Autumn · 09-30-2010, 04:17 PM

No comments. Everyone's still busy reading this thing.

DaddyTorgo · 09-30-2010, 04:22 PM

No pics? why would i read it then?

JediKooter · 09-30-2010, 04:31 PM

Oh, there's pics...

All I have to say is: That's one horny chick.

Philliesfan980 · 09-30-2010, 04:35 PM

Only saw one pic... 6/10.

RainMaker · 09-30-2010, 04:48 PM

Need more pics of her.

sabotai · 09-30-2010, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Philliesfan980

Only saw one pic... 6/10.

You're being way too generous. I'd go as high as a 3/10.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 09-30-2010, 04:54 PM

23. Greg Paulus

pros: scrappy. hard worker. not afraid to go to the floor.

cons: underwhelming. mistake prone. in the end couldn't get the job done.

memorable: kept wanting me to call him bobby hurley

Philliesfan980 · 09-30-2010, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

You're being way too generous. I'd go as high as a 3/10.

You're probably right. Very blurry pic, so I'm trying to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Either way though, it really goes to show that most guys will fuck just about anything.

RainMaker · 09-30-2010, 04:55 PM

FOFCers are tough on girls. If she's under 20% body fat and has a functioning vagina, I'm all in.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-30-2010, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive

23. Greg Paulus

pros: scrappy. hard worker. not afraid to go to the floor.

cons: underwhelming. mistake prone. in the end couldn't get the job done.

memorable: kept wanting me to call him bobby hurley

You might want to add "always has black cocks in his face" to the cons.

sabotai · 09-30-2010, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMaker

FOFCers are tough on girls. If she's under 20% body fat and has a functioning vagina, I'm all in.

Well after all those sexual exploits (if true - which I doubt), it'd probably be like throwing a hot dog down the Lincoln Tunnel.

Sun Tzu · 09-30-2010, 04:59 PM

I got the feeling that she's just nasty, or a butterface, one of the two. Someone you'd have to paper bag. This is judging by her choice in guys (now I'm no expert, but 90% of those guys were losers/fugly), and her choice in music.

ColtCrazy · 09-30-2010, 05:00 PM

I must be missing the pic of her. I'm curious now.

Sounds like some of the guys knew about the research, didn't care since they were getting some. It's funny, and the guys can just get over it. Shows you that some jocks really are just all talk.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-30-2010, 05:00 PM

If she likes Sevendust or Dean Martin, sign me up.

Sun Tzu · 09-30-2010, 05:01 PM

PS - Where are you guys seeing the pic?

RainMaker · 09-30-2010, 05:02 PM

She is supposedly the brunette.

Sun Tzu · 09-30-2010, 05:03 PM

Give me a six pack and I'd hit it.

Not sober though.

no

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 09-30-2010, 05:06 PM

Knees definitely WAY too sharp.

johnnyshaka · 09-30-2010, 05:10 PM

With most of the exploits happening at the end of the night at "Shooter's" I figured she was usually one of the last girls picked by guys who weren't looking for something to take home to meet Mom and Dad.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 09-30-2010, 05:10 PM

mallrats. kevin smith might have a beef.

'whose your favorite new kid? call me donny!'

B & B · 09-30-2010, 05:24 PM

claphamsa · 09-30-2010, 05:34 PM

kinda funny tho... too bad the shits all cut off!

JediKooter · 09-30-2010, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

You might want to add "always has black cocks in his face" to the cons.

Whoa whoa whoa! This thread just took an X rated turn.

B & B · 09-30-2010, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Whoa whoa whoa! This thread just took an X rated turn.

Please return to your Tony Curtis thread.

Suicane75 · 09-30-2010, 05:46 PM

Good for her

Izulde · 09-30-2010, 05:47 PM

That's a seriously mannish face.

Do not want.

JediKooter · 09-30-2010, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B & B

Please return to your Tony Curtis thread.

Ah man...

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 09-30-2010, 06:09 PM

see, this cooz was a regular fuck machine. morning. noon. day. night. dick dick dick dick dick dick dick.

how many dick's is that?

a lot.

thesloppy · 09-30-2010, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai

Well after all those sexual exploits (if true - which I doubt), it'd probably be like throwing a hot dog down the Lincoln Tunnel.

I'd say the danger here comes from having extended sex with the entire lacrosse and baseball teams...any chick with a steady boyfriend is likely having much more actual sex.

MJ4H · 09-30-2010, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMaker

She is supposedly the brunette.

stevew · 09-30-2010, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

That's a seriously mannish face.

Do not want.

Unsure if serious.

dawgfan · 09-30-2010, 06:32 PM

I'm highly amused at the (supposedly) strong judgments on this girl's attractiveness based off of one low resolution picture of her at a distance.

DaddyTorgo · 09-30-2010, 06:39 PM

i'd rather ream her blond friend.

they both look like sluts though.

i wouldn't want sloppy 345th's

hollmt · 09-30-2010, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawgfan

I'm highly amused at the (supposedly) strong judgments on this girl's attractiveness based off of one low resolution picture of her at a distance.

most the guys on this forum would have sex with her. well, any warm blooded male would anyway. and if you say you wouldnt, you are a liar. shes faaaaaaaar from ugly. a little trampish maybe

beauty is in the eye of the beholder though...but take away the power point presentation and the knowledge that she is/was quite possibly a tramp...and most the guys that walk and talk would give her their time of day...

PilotMan · 09-30-2010, 06:44 PM

either way , her kids will be proud of her. This shit's never going away.

Tigercat · 09-30-2010, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawgfan

I'm highly amused at the (supposedly) strong judgments on this girl's attractiveness based off of one low resolution picture of her at a distance.

I am sure most of us are all for not judging either sex by their desire for sex. (Or even whatever number or sexual partners they may have in college.) But reading the slide show, her personality just doesn't impress. If you are going to sleep around and be proud of it, at least have a badass personality to match. Add on top of that, the one picture that we see just does not look good at all... Yea, I think we have enough evidence to have a trial and convict as not being sober material.

hollmt · 09-30-2010, 06:52 PM

the thing is though, is alot of people have cast judgement with knowledge given to them BEFORE THE FACT. you all got a chance to read her slutty power point presentation and then see a picture and make a decision that you would or wouldnt be attracted to her. take away the presentation, take away the fact that you DONT know that shes a tramp and maybe not your cup of tea in the personality department and your views would almost certainly change.

however, that is hard to do now...much like a judge ordering a jury to disregard the witnesses comment...it is just too hard to do.

DaddyTorgo · 09-30-2010, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hollmt

the thing is though, is alot of people have cast judgement with knowledge given to them BEFORE THE FACT. you all got a chance to read her slutty power point presentation and then see a picture and make a decision that you would or wouldnt be attracted to her. take away the presentation, take away the fact that you DONT know that shes a tramp and maybe not your cup of tea in the personality department and your views would almost certainly change.

however, that is hard to do now...much like a judge ordering a jury to disregard the witnesses comment...it is just too hard to do.

did you marry this chick or something?

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 09-30-2010, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hollmt

a little trampish maybe

is it the black pleather mini skirt? or the walking blow up doll next to her?

Passacaglia · 09-30-2010, 07:06 PM

Tucker Virtue?

JediKooter · 09-30-2010, 07:09 PM

She took the term, "Take one for the team" quite literally and redundantly.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 09-30-2010, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Tucker Virtue?

more like took-her virtue. amirite!?!

Suicane75 · 09-30-2010, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

i'd rather ream her blond friend.

Ream you say?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tigercat

I am sure most of us are all for not judging either sex by their desire for sex.

Heh, I bet you are incorrect.

DaddyTorgo · 09-30-2010, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Ream you say?

Heh, I bet you are incorrect.

Yes...ream I say. the blowup-doll look isn't exactly something i'd want to deal with on a day-to-day basis, but for a nice hard slamfucking...sure...sounds good.

Sun Tzu · 09-30-2010, 07:18 PM

Kooter is on fire today.

JediKooter · 09-30-2010, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Kooter is on fire today.

Thank you sir!

I have my days...

Sun Tzu · 09-30-2010, 07:20 PM

I bet her Kooter is on fire most days.

baddum

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 09-30-2010, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

I bet her Kooter is on fire most days.

baddum

sun wins

JediKooter · 09-30-2010, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

I bet her Kooter is on fire most days.

baddum

Well, she did say she could not walk the day after.

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Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	I got the feeling that she's just nasty, or a butterface, one of the two. Someone you'd have to paper bag. This is judging by her choice in guys (now I'm no expert, but 90% of those guys were losers/fugly), and her choice in music. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

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ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	I must be missing the pic of her. I'm curious now. Sounds like some of the guys knew about the research, didn't care since they were getting some. It's funny, and the guys can just get over it. Shows you that some jocks really are just all talk. __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

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Philliesfan980 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Exton, PA	Only saw one pic... 6/10.

09-30-2010, 04:48 PM	#6
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Need more pics of her.

09-30-2010, 04:54 PM	#8
NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	23. Greg Paulus pros: scrappy. hard worker. not afraid to go to the floor. cons: underwhelming. mistake prone. in the end couldn't get the job done. memorable: kept wanting me to call him bobby hurley

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RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	FOFCers are tough on girls. If she's under 20% body fat and has a functioning vagina, I'm all in.

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Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	PS - Where are you guys seeing the pic? __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

09-30-2010, 05:02 PM	#17
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	She is supposedly the brunette.

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Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Give me a six pack and I'd hit it. Not sober though. no __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

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NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	see, this cooz was a regular fuck machine. morning. noon. day. night. dick dick dick dick dick dick dick. how many dick's is that? a lot.

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09-30-2010, 06:39 PM	#34
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	i'd rather ream her blond friend. they both look like sluts though. i wouldn't want sloppy 345th's

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hollmt High School Varsity Join Date: Aug 2002	the thing is though, is alot of people have cast judgement with knowledge given to them BEFORE THE FACT. you all got a chance to read her slutty power point presentation and then see a picture and make a decision that you would or wouldnt be attracted to her. take away the presentation, take away the fact that you DONT know that shes a tramp and maybe not your cup of tea in the personality department and your views would almost certainly change. however, that is hard to do now...much like a judge ordering a jury to disregard the witnesses comment...it is just too hard to do.

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Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Tucker Virtue?

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Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Kooter is on fire today. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

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