Bad ways to die

stevew · 07-16-2011, 11:25 PM

ITT we post links to stories and such that might make people squeamish. Consider yourself warned.

stevew · 07-16-2011, 11:26 PM

Feet first into the meat grinder: Gruesome end for sausage factory worker as his legs are chewed off in front of horrified colleagues | Mail Online

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Feet first into the meat grinder: Gruesome death for sausage factory worker chewed up in front of his horrified colleagues

Nice headline, Brits.

fantom1979 · 07-16-2011, 11:34 PM

Oh god. Stuck 2 hours in the damn thing and then lived for a day after they took him out.. ugggggggg

Critch · 07-17-2011, 08:14 AM

This guy didnt die, but it's a report from the Daily Mail again, and it sounds a shit way to spend the day at work:

Factory worker survives being dragged through five-inch gap in machinery that broke his back, pelvis, both hips and ribs | Mail Online

Tim Tellean · 07-17-2011, 10:22 AM

Maybe rename the thread "Ways for Sarah Conner to kill a Terminator"

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-21-2011, 12:00 PM

Bond actress Angela Scoular died drinking acid cleaner

BBC News - Bond actress Angela Scoular died drinking acid cleaner

Chief Rum · 07-21-2011, 12:15 PM

Why would anyone want to clean acid?

stevew · 07-21-2011, 01:34 PM

Man, was just bumping for the acid drinking

Ksyrup · 07-21-2011, 02:00 PM

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she was arrested for drink-driving

The British are...um..."funny."

stevew · 08-15-2011, 01:43 PM

Accidentally going over Niagara Falls?

Niagara Falls Death: Woman Swept Over Falls, Presumed Drowned

The Associated Press reports that according to Niagara Parks Police in Ontario, "two female students in their 20s from the Toronto area were visiting the falls around Sunday night when one of them climbed onto a railing near the river's edge and sat on a block pillar, with her legs straddling the railing."
According to the Los Angeles Times, she was enjoying the view from Table Rock when she was swept over Horseshoe Falls.

Ksyrup · 08-15-2011, 01:55 PM

I thought this was going to be about the guy who killed and decapitated his 7-year old disabled kid and left his head on the driveway for the mom to see.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-16-2011, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I thought this was going to be about the guy who killed and decapitated his 7-year old disabled kid and left his head on the driveway for the mom to see.

Let's hope he gets put in with the general population.

AlexB · 08-16-2011, 03:13 PM

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNSAFE FOR WORK

I REPEAT - DO NOT FOLLOW LINK IF AT WORK

I saw this years ago, and it still makes me laugh.

folla+gallinas+2.jpg (image)

Ksyrup · 08-16-2011, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Let's hope he gets put in with the general population.

No shit.

Rizon · 08-16-2011, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jari Rantanen's Shorts

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNSAFE FOR WORK

I REPEAT - DO NOT FOLLOW LINK IF AT WORK

I saw this years ago, and it still makes me laugh.

folla+gallinas+2.jpg (image)

That is just fowl.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-16-2011, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jari Rantanen's Shorts

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNSAFE FOR WORK

I REPEAT - DO NOT FOLLOW LINK IF AT WORK

I saw this years ago, and it still makes me laugh.

folla+gallinas+2.jpg (image)

Why did the pervert cross the road?

StLee · 08-16-2011, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I thought this was going to be about the guy who killed and decapitated his 7-year old disabled kid and left his head on the driveway for the mom to see.

Unfortunately that was near my hometown. Sad, sad story.

Captain2711 · 08-17-2011, 08:38 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n08mNz9f0FQ

Doug5984 · 08-17-2011, 09:02 AM

yup that guy who cut ths kids head off is right down the road in Thibodeaux- what a sick piece of shit.

cartman · 08-17-2011, 11:53 PM

Getting eaten by a bear has to rate pretty high on the list.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/wor...-1226117407056

Scoobz0202 · 08-18-2011, 12:05 AM

God damn. That was just a depressing fucking article.

I'm done with this thread

07-21-2011, 12:00 PM	#6
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Bond actress Angela Scoular died drinking acid cleaner BBC News - Bond actress Angela Scoular died drinking acid cleaner Last edited by M GO BLUE!!! : 07-21-2011 at 12:01 PM.

07-21-2011, 12:15 PM	#7
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Why would anyone want to clean acid? __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

08-15-2011, 01:55 PM	#11
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I thought this was going to be about the guy who killed and decapitated his 7-year old disabled kid and left his head on the driveway for the mom to see. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-16-2011, 03:13 PM	#13
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	THIS IS COMPLETELY UNSAFE FOR WORK I REPEAT - DO NOT FOLLOW LINK IF AT WORK I saw this years ago, and it still makes me laugh. folla+gallinas+2.jpg (image) __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

08-17-2011, 08:38 AM	#18
Captain2711 High School JV Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jersey	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n08mNz9f0FQ __________________ "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

07-16-2011, 11:34 PM	#3
fantom1979 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sterling Heights, Mi	Oh god. Stuck 2 hours in the damn thing and then lived for a day after they took him out.. ugggggggg

07-17-2011, 08:14 AM	#4
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	This guy didnt die, but it's a report from the Daily Mail again, and it sounds a shit way to spend the day at work: Factory worker survives being dragged through five-inch gap in machinery that broke his back, pelvis, both hips and ribs \| Mail Online

07-17-2011, 10:22 AM	#5
Tim Tellean High School JV Join Date: Dec 2005	Maybe rename the thread "Ways for Sarah Conner to kill a Terminator"

07-21-2011, 01:34 PM	#8
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Man, was just bumping for the acid drinking

08-15-2011, 01:43 PM	#10
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Accidentally going over Niagara Falls? Niagara Falls Death: Woman Swept Over Falls, Presumed Drowned The Associated Press reports that according to Niagara Parks Police in Ontario, "two female students in their 20s from the Toronto area were visiting the falls around Sunday night when one of them climbed onto a railing near the river's edge and sat on a block pillar, with her legs straddling the railing." According to the Los Angeles Times, she was enjoying the view from Table Rock when she was swept over Horseshoe Falls.

08-17-2011, 09:02 AM	#19
Doug5984 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisiana	yup that guy who cut ths kids head off is right down the road in Thibodeaux- what a sick piece of shit.

08-17-2011, 11:53 PM	#20
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Getting eaten by a bear has to rate pretty high on the list. http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/wor...-1226117407056 __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-18-2011, 12:05 AM	#21
Scoobz0202 Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dayton, Ohio	God damn. That was just a depressing fucking article. I'm done with this thread

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