To the makers of...

cartman · 02-03-2012, 09:21 PM

Dave's Ghost Pepper Sauce:

Simply put... FUCK YOU! Gawd damn this hurts!!!@@!

DaddyTorgo · 02-03-2012, 09:24 PM

Dude - that's the spiciest shit in the world. How much did you have?

cartman · 02-03-2012, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Dude - that's the spiciest shit in the world. How much did you have?

I put about a teaspoon on a grilled chicken breast about 10 minutes ago. And I pray for the grim reaper to take me now.

Matthean · 02-03-2012, 09:28 PM

I tried one of these super spicy sauces when I was in Tenn. I think my mouth was burning over a half hour later. The amount I had was a drop that fit on a toothpick.

EagleFan · 02-03-2012, 09:29 PM

A teaspoon of that is WAY too much. That stuff would be hot as hell in eye dropper doses.

cartman · 02-03-2012, 09:29 PM

I swear to what ever deity that would listen...

I would rather listen to MBBF's 20 second spiel about Mizzou's all-time athletic achievements over and over than stand another moment of this pain...

DaddyTorgo · 02-03-2012, 09:35 PM

Yeah seriously - you should have done some research man. Ghost Peppers are the hottest things on the Scobee (is that how it's spelled) scale.

I dunno what might help with that - isn't milk usually good?

PilotMan · 02-03-2012, 09:35 PM

None of Dave's sauces are worth it. Spicy flavor is one thing, but pure heat is another.

My wife once got me a sauce that she had to sign a waiver saying that she would not carry an open bottle in a car and that she would not take it over state lines. I think I used a couple of times before I threw it out. It's nice in theory but poor in application.

PilotMan · 02-03-2012, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Yeah seriously - you should have done some research man. Ghost Peppers are the hottest things on the Scobee (is that how it's spelled) scale.

I dunno what might help with that - isn't milk usually good?

A stick of real butter as disgusting as that sounds works well.

DaddyTorgo · 02-03-2012, 09:36 PM

They say ice cream is good to reduce the burning. Milk also (although it will have an odd taste FYI).

cartman · 02-03-2012, 09:37 PM

I'm a bit lactose intolerant so all I have on hand is almond milk. AND IT DOESN'T WORK.

DaddyTorgo · 02-03-2012, 09:42 PM

You're fucked then.

Deal with the lactose intolerance and have some butter or you just have to sit there and scream.

Lathum · 02-03-2012, 09:48 PM

Just wait until it comes out the other end.

cartman · 02-03-2012, 09:49 PM

AAGH!!!!

Dutch · 02-03-2012, 09:51 PM

lmmfao!!

SackAttack · 02-03-2012, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

I swear to what ever deity that would listen...

I would rather listen to MBBF's 20 second spiel about Mizzou's all-time athletic achievements over and over than stand another moment of this pain...

What about listening to MBBF brag about Mizzou winning the next three national championships in either football or basketball in return for cessation of the pain? Worth it?

SackAttack · 02-03-2012, 09:52 PM

Dola,

That looks like you used way more than a teaspoon, unless that bottle is smaller than it appears.

cartman · 02-03-2012, 09:58 PM

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EagleFan · 02-03-2012, 10:09 PM

Why is there a tiny little condom on the counter?

Matthean · 02-03-2012, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Why is there a tiny little condom on the counter?

I would make a joke, but Cartman is taking enough abuse as is.

cartman · 02-03-2012, 10:16 PM

That's the cap off of a Tabasco bottle. I thought that the Tabasco, being a lower in Scoville rating item, would act to counteract the Dave's sauce. It didn't work.

jeff061 · 02-03-2012, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PilotMan

None of Dave's sauces are worth it. Spicy flavor is one thing, but pure heat is another.

Their Total Insanity is good. Much beyond that is pointless for flavor though.

cartman · 02-03-2012, 10:20 PM

SWEET JEEBUS!!!

Tequila!!! Sweet tequila!!!

I just did a shot of Don Julio, and the heat has magically gone!!!

cartman · 02-03-2012, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

Just wait until it comes out the other end.

I'm afraid I will learn the inspiration for Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire".

stevew · 02-03-2012, 10:31 PM

Cucumbers are good for reducing heat.

cartman · 02-03-2012, 10:33 PM

That was literally an hour of pain. That shit should be illegal. I'm happy that I was self-aware enough after this to wash my hands before I had to pee. That would have been horrendous.

CrimsonFox · 02-03-2012, 10:58 PM

fun thread!

Terps · 02-03-2012, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Yeah seriously - you should have done some research man. Ghost Peppers are the hottest things on the Scobee (is that how it's spelled) scale.

I dunno what might help with that - isn't milk usually good?

Not anymore, the Trinidad Scorpion is the hottest pepper now.

stevew · 02-03-2012, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

I'm afraid I will learn the inspiration for Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire".

I would seriously consider getting some prep H suppositories or liberally using some Vaseline down below. Its probably going to be horrible.

vex · 02-03-2012, 11:13 PM

Now to purchase some.

SackAttack · 02-03-2012, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

That was literally an hour of pain. That shit should be illegal. I'm happy that I was self-aware enough after this to wash my hands before I had to pee. That would have been horrendous.

What's the Mel Brooks line?

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

JonInMiddleGA · 02-03-2012, 11:48 PM

Truly sincerely LOL

AENeuman · 02-04-2012, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

That's the cap off of a Tabasco bottle. I thought that the Tabasco, being a lower in Scoville rating item, would act to counteract the Dave's sauce. It didn't work.

Dr. Strangelove: Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.

Galaxy · 02-04-2012, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

I swear to what ever deity that would listen...

I would rather listen to MBBF's 20 second spiel about Mizzou's all-time athletic achievements over and over than stand another moment of this pain...

LMAO!

M GO BLUE!!! · 02-04-2012, 05:58 AM

Looks like there is still some left in the bottle... I'll give you a dollar if you down a full shot. (The trick to it not burning your mouth is to just put it down the hatch. You can do this!)

CrimsonFox · 02-04-2012, 06:35 AM

Ya know as hot as that shit sounded like it was, and as painful as it made your mouth....I have to think that was nothing compared to the pain and burning of it coming out of your ass hours later.

Autumn · 02-04-2012, 07:11 AM

At this moment Cartman's Ass is the hottest topic in FOFC. Literally.

terpkristin · 02-04-2012, 07:56 AM

Pure gold. Lava gold.

/tk

MizzouRah · 02-04-2012, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

I swear to what ever deity that would listen...

I would rather listen to MBBF's 20 second spiel about Mizzou's all-time athletic achievements over and over than stand another moment of this pain...

drink some milk!

JonInMiddleGA · 02-04-2012, 08:20 AM

I sure hope everything came out okay

Autumn · 02-04-2012, 08:22 AM

This is like when we all waited to hear about the Krispy Kreme Burgers ... no news may be bad news.

Matthean · 02-04-2012, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

I would seriously consider getting some prep H suppositories or liberally using some Vaseline down below. Its probably going to be horrible.

Apparently tequila helps with the heat as well.

ntndeacon · 02-04-2012, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean

Apparently tequila helps with the heat as well.

or at least it will make you not remember it.

Autumn · 02-04-2012, 09:57 AM

"Why are there scorch marks on my bath mat? Why is my tongue black?"

Buccaneer · 02-04-2012, 10:10 AM

All the rage here in Colorado. Teaspoon is way too much. For taste-testing, a toothpick will do. And to put it on something, a toothpick will still do.

Lathum · 02-04-2012, 10:38 AM

Cartman texted me a picture of his toilet this morning

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Ben E Lou · 02-04-2012, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

Dave's Ghost Pepper Sauce:

Simply put... FUCK YOU! Gawd damn this hurts!!!@@!

OUCH!!!!!! - Front Office Football Central

Ben E Lou · 02-04-2012, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

Just wait until it comes out the other end.

OUCH!!!!!! - Front Office Football Central

Ben E Lou · 02-04-2012, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

Ya know as hot as that shit sounded like it was, and as painful as it made your mouth....I have to think that was nothing compared to the pain and burning of it coming out of your ass hours later.

OUCH!!!!!! - Front Office Football Central

Ben E Lou · 02-04-2012, 10:58 AM

02-03-2012, 09:28 PM	#4
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02-03-2012, 09:29 PM	#5
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	A teaspoon of that is WAY too much. That stuff would be hot as hell in eye dropper doses. __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

02-03-2012, 09:29 PM	#6
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I swear to what ever deity that would listen... I would rather listen to MBBF's 20 second spiel about Mizzou's all-time athletic achievements over and over than stand another moment of this pain... __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 02-03-2012 at 09:30 PM.

02-03-2012, 09:35 PM	#8
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	None of Dave's sauces are worth it. Spicy flavor is one thing, but pure heat is another. My wife once got me a sauce that she had to sign a waiver saying that she would not carry an open bottle in a car and that she would not take it over state lines. I think I used a couple of times before I threw it out. It's nice in theory but poor in application. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam Last edited by PilotMan : 02-03-2012 at 09:36 PM.

02-03-2012, 09:36 PM	#10
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02-03-2012, 09:24 PM	#2
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Dude - that's the spiciest shit in the world. How much did you have?

02-03-2012, 09:37 PM	#11
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I'm a bit lactose intolerant so all I have on hand is almond milk. AND IT DOESN'T WORK. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-03-2012, 09:42 PM	#12
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	You're fucked then. Deal with the lactose intolerance and have some butter or you just have to sit there and scream.

02-03-2012, 09:48 PM	#13
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Just wait until it comes out the other end.

02-03-2012, 09:49 PM	#14
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	AAGH!!!! __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-03-2012, 09:51 PM	#15
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	lmmfao!!

02-03-2012, 09:52 PM	#17
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	Dola, That looks like you used way more than a teaspoon, unless that bottle is smaller than it appears.

02-03-2012, 09:58 PM	#18
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-03-2012, 10:09 PM	#19
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Why is there a tiny little condom on the counter? __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

02-03-2012, 10:16 PM	#21
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	That's the cap off of a Tabasco bottle. I thought that the Tabasco, being a lower in Scoville rating item, would act to counteract the Dave's sauce. It didn't work. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-03-2012, 10:20 PM	#23
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	SWEET JEEBUS!!! Tequila!!! Sweet tequila!!! I just did a shot of Don Julio, and the heat has magically gone!!! __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-03-2012, 10:31 PM	#25
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Cucumbers are good for reducing heat.

02-03-2012, 10:33 PM	#26
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	That was literally an hour of pain. That shit should be illegal. I'm happy that I was self-aware enough after this to wash my hands before I had to pee. That would have been horrendous. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 02-03-2012 at 11:01 PM.

02-03-2012, 10:58 PM	#27
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	fun thread!

02-03-2012, 11:13 PM	#30
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Now to purchase some.

02-03-2012, 11:48 PM	#32
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Truly sincerely LOL __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

02-04-2012, 05:58 AM	#35
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Looks like there is still some left in the bottle... I'll give you a dollar if you down a full shot. (The trick to it not burning your mouth is to just put it down the hatch. You can do this!)

02-04-2012, 06:35 AM	#36
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	Ya know as hot as that shit sounded like it was, and as painful as it made your mouth....I have to think that was nothing compared to the pain and burning of it coming out of your ass hours later.

02-04-2012, 07:11 AM	#37
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	At this moment Cartman's Ass is the hottest topic in FOFC. Literally.

02-04-2012, 07:56 AM	#38
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Pure gold. Lava gold. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

02-04-2012, 08:20 AM	#40
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	I sure hope everything came out okay __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

02-04-2012, 08:22 AM	#41
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	This is like when we all waited to hear about the Krispy Kreme Burgers ... no news may be bad news.

02-04-2012, 09:57 AM	#44
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	"Why are there scorch marks on my bath mat? Why is my tongue black?"

02-04-2012, 10:10 AM	#45
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	All the rage here in Colorado. Teaspoon is way too much. For taste-testing, a toothpick will do. And to put it on something, a toothpick will still do.

02-04-2012, 10:38 AM	#46
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Cartman texted me a picture of his toilet this morning Uploaded with ImageShack.us

02-04-2012, 10:58 AM	#50
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