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Old 10-18-2012, 10:23 PM   #1
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So you may have remembered that the theme "Bachelor Pad" was based on my wife being due in a couple of weeks! Well surprise little Joseph Panerd came early! So the "quick turnaround edition" actually took a little time. (For those of you who think I am a little weird for posting here this was actually tabulated Sunday night and then she went into labor early Monday before I could post it) First chance to post but I have a little downtime while him and mommy nap.

Here's the little guy...



1) What feature is a “must have” of this bachelor pad?
Eliminator...
17-big screen tv
1-bar
1-lava lamo
1-pool table

2) What car is parked out in the driveway of the bachelor pad?
5-Mustang
4-Camero
4-Corvette
2-BMW
1-Jeep
1-Ferrari
1-porshe
1-Mercedes
1-Mazda 3

3) Every great bachelor pad has a poster of a nice looking broad. Whose poster is hanging prominently in this bachelor pad?
5-Megan Fox
4-Kate Upton
3-Mila Kunis
2-Stacy Keibler
2-Farrah Fawcett
1- Scarlett Johanson
1-Marilyn Monroe
1-Jessica Abla
1-Aubrey Hepburn


4) What beer is on tap in the bar?
12-Budweiser
3-Bud Light
2-Miller Lite
1-Miller High Life
1-Heineken
1-Yuengling

5) What part of the bachelor pad is most likely to annoy the ladies who come for a visit?
8-bathroom
3-stripper pole
2-the poster from question #3
1-the mess
1-bedroom
1-sports memorabilia
1-sex swing
1-ceiling mirror
1-kitchen
1-beer pong

6) So you decide no bachelor pad is complete without a stand-up video game machine. Which one do you buy?
10-pacman
2-galaga
2-golden tee
2-donkey kong
1-frogger
1-street fighter
1-xbox 360
1-xmen

THE RESULTS...
Julio Riddols 1 (Good make mine rare answers)
Sun Tzu 85
mijb#19 136



Crimson Fox 192
desnudo 2,400
korme 2,550


stevew 4,352
britrock88 5,100
nilodor 6,120


General Mike 9,792
claphamsa 10,880
kingfc22 18,360
pyser 20,400


albionmoonlight 30,600
tro 48,960
PurdueBrad 52,224




ben e lou 65,280
lathum 65,280
b & b 81,600





THE WINNER!!!
quiksand 130,560

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Old 10-19-2012, 05:57 AM   #2
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:17 AM   #3
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Sex swing LOLOLOLOL
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:13 AM   #4
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mustang, camaro, and corvette.

And there I was trying to decide between Porsche and Ferrari.

Stupid is a redneck cheapskate, I see.
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:15 AM   #5
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Stupid is a redneck cheapskate
Applicable in so many other threads...
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Old 10-19-2012, 09:36 AM   #6
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mustang, camaro, and corvette.

And there I was trying to decide between Porsche and Ferrari.

Stupid is a redneck cheapskate, I see.

Think Adam Sandler over James Bond
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Old 10-19-2012, 09:44 AM   #7
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mustang, camaro, and corvette.

And there I was trying to decide between Porsche and Ferrari.

Stupid is a redneck cheapskate, I see.

I know you didn't just try and call the Mustang a redneck car.
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Old 10-19-2012, 10:06 AM   #8
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mustang, camaro, and corvette.

And there I was trying to decide between Porsche and Ferrari.

Stupid is a redneck cheapskate, I see.

this questions threw me too. but... porsche or ferrari? what bachelor is ballin like that ben??
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Old 10-19-2012, 10:09 AM   #9
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this questions threw me too. but... porsche or ferrari? what bachelor is ballin like that ben??
Age thing, probably. I was picturing my friends in their late 30s/early 40s who have never married. *shurg*
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Old 10-19-2012, 10:11 AM   #10
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Though to be fair, more than one of my buddies bought a high-end vehicle like that before turning 30. One of them came to my wedding (I was 29) in a Porsche.
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Old 10-19-2012, 12:08 PM   #11
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Old 10-19-2012, 12:10 PM   #12
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I think the reason I usually suck at these is because I am never with stupid so I don't know him well enough to know what he likes.
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Old 10-19-2012, 12:31 PM   #13
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I think the reason I usually suck at these is because I am never with stupid so I don't know him well enough to know what he likes.
Pretty sure this is my best performance ever, even with the swing and a miss on cars. I was with the #2 on Kate Upton, and #1 on everything else except the Porsche/Ferrari FAIL.
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Old 10-19-2012, 12:41 PM   #14
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Almost went with Mustang. Damn
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Old 10-19-2012, 12:42 PM   #15
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Pretty sure this is my best performance ever, even with the swing and a miss on cars. I was with the #2 on Kate Upton, and #1 on everything else except the Porsche/Ferrari FAIL.

more like the sex swing and miss on cars.
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:55 PM   #16
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:59 PM   #17
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The founding fathers will be pleasently surprised.

indeed


we'll freshen this up and get something out, and wrapped, expeditiously
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Old 10-19-2012, 07:08 PM   #18
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indeed


we'll freshen this up and get something out, and wrapped, expeditiously


so next month then?

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Old 10-19-2012, 07:10 PM   #19
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yes... my answer really did end up being lamo...

at least someone ELSE remembers farrah fawcett posters but I should have went with Mila.
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Old 10-30-2012, 08:50 PM   #20
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Kinda funny, almost immediately after typing my promise, i completely forgot this was on me.

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