Poker Club Impressions

[CujoMatty]

SAVE YOUR MONEY!!!!

Just wanted to get that out of the way as I unfortunately couldnt find any info that could have deterred me from buying. The preview looked pretty good.

The good:

-The environment and atmosphere is nice.


The bad:

Everything else.

-The charachter creation isnt just bad, its insulting. I'm not kidding. It's an absolute abomination for the year 2020. If this was 1996 and I was playing on an N64 it would still be bad.

-Everything moves at a snail's pace. I understand poker can be slow but Gawd Dang, this makes the sloth from zootopia look like Speedy Gonzales. God forbid you get a table of a bunch of jag offs that like to raise every raise and you can spend 10 minutes before you see the flop.

-Honestly this is online poker so you dont have to do much but make a world and make the cards work lol. I dont want to beat a dead horse here but when the action is soooooooo slllllllooooooowwwww. the game better work but unfortunately that didnt happen consistently. I more than a few times accidentally called bets because my button inputs were unresponsive.

I hate this game.