Fictional CAPs

[krulmichael]

Quote: Originally Posted by Trojan Man

I love that on this site the level of discourse can move from your mom jokes to apropos usage of "jocularity"--that's what separates OS from the rest. And I'll concede the victory on this one; yours was more inventive, mine more cliche. I'm still a sucker for your mom jokes, though, even at 30.

And somehow it only seems fitting that your name is Trojan Man. :P

[RogueHominid]

Quote: Originally Posted by krulmichael

And somehow it only seems fitting that your name is Trojan Man. :P

Absolutely .

[catcatch22]

Watching Alabama tonight reminded me of....

Forrest Gump - 6'1" 185 - Silver - Speed Burner, Break Away Burst

[Radja]

i created ickey wiener using the names in the name file. when i play people on line that i know i yell at them to "watch out for ickey wiener" and "you got slapped with ickey wiener". it irritates my bro in law to hear me say it.

[LingeringRegime]

Make it stop!!! Brings us DLC please!!!

[Fox1994]

lmao at the your mom and your dad jokes. Btw, I'm an SC fan, too, Trojan Man. Back in Cali we had a running joke that Trojan was sponsoring SC's football team. Anyway:

Captain America: 6'5, 235 lbs, QB-Leadership, Durability, Strength Bonus
Hulk: 7'0" (If your game is updated, go with the tallest height), 400 lbs, MLB-Pass Rush Bonus, Strength Bonus, Bull Rush
Superman: HB-Speed Burner, Brick Wall, Strength Bonus

Batman: 6'2, 215 lbs, OLB-Leadership, Coverage Bonus
Spiderman: 5'11, 195 lbs, WR-Soft Hands, Finesse
Robin: 5'7, 167 lbs, HB/WR-Acrobatic Catches, Finesse

Nightcrawler: 5'8, 176 lbs, HB-Finesse

Heights and weights weren't researched, but guessed. lol.

[yamabushi]

Not fictional CAPs, but I didnt want to start a whole new thread.
So, because Im still giddy with delight over the Steelers 6th Superbowl win, I give you the 08-09 Championship Steelers:

G	Harrison	OLB	6'	242	pass rush / rip / sack master
G	Polamalu	S S	5'10	213	coverage bonus / run coverage / wrap-up tackler
S	Ben	QB	6'5	240	scrambler / Clutch
S	Ward	WR	6'	205	bulldozer / route god
S	Hampton	DT	6'1	320	run reader / strength bonus
B	Clark	FS	5'11	200	big hit
B	Woodley	OLB	6'2	266	pass rush
B	Parker	RB	5'10	209	Speed burner
B	Farrior	ILB	6'2	242	run coverage
B	Taylor	CB	6'1	191	coverage bonus
B	Reed	K	5'11	226	kick accuracy

[yamabushi]

You could also alternate Holmes for Ward:
Holmes - WR - 5'10 - 185 - Clutch / Magic Feet