It's Not All Hockey Up Here, Eh?: A Toronto Blue Jays Dynasty

[AC]

Quote: Originally Posted by joekirby

Not a terrible idea, but do as you wish.

My thought process is that I'll be able to do the draft, I'll have a better idea of stats, etc.

Anyone else agree/disagree?

[xboxxerx]

Are you playing every game AC or every 5th? I forget. I just did reach the draft last night in mine.

I say go for it. Hopefully the injury bug doesn't hit hard during the sim..

[AC]

Quote: Originally Posted by xboxxerx

Are you playing every game AC or every 5th? I forget. I just did reach the draft last night in mine. I say go for it. Hopefully the injury bug doesn't hit hard during the sim..

Every fifth. I've got some things brewing for around that time, and most of these games right now are unimportant. I'm most likely going to sim, and then continue on like normal.

Does anyone really care where I sent this from?

[AC]

Wooooooo boys, this is one heck of an interesting team! Here some tidbits as of June 6;

- Justin Turner is hitting .351. Yes, you read that right. He has an OBP of .377.

-Jose Bautista is hitting .319 with 15 HRs. Solid stuff.

-Colby Rasmus is hitting .271 with 16 HRs. Yeeee buddy. (That's something we Canucks say.)

-Yunel Escobar is now hitting .279, a big turnound for him.

-Kelly Johnson is hitting .100. I may release him.

-Ben Revere is excelling in a platoon role, hitting .296 against LHP.

-Brett Lawrie is only hitting .243 with 8 HRs and a .295 OBP.

-Ricky Romero has a 3.09 ERA.

-Brandon Morrow has a 3.27 ERA with a 9.8 K/9 rate. Reaching his potential?

-Scott Diamond has been a solid #5, with a 3.92 ERA.

-Our bullpen remains crap.

Now, to piss off 35....

Brandon Webb has a 3.42 ERA, a 60:14 K:BB, a 1.14 WHIP, a .238 AVG, and a sweet goatee.

And now, the thing you've all been waiting for, DRUMROLL!

J.A. Mudda F'ing HAPP has an 8-1 record, to go along with a 1.38 ERA, a 9.7 K/9 rate, and a .223 AVG to piss of NFG! (Oh, yeah, and become the premier pitcher of the MLB. That too!)

He is among our many league leaders:

Cody Ross has a .383 BA (!!!), and Jose Bautista is in 5th in the AL.

Rajai Davis is tied for 3rd in the league in triples, with 4.

Colby Rasmus is second in the league in HRs with 16. Bautista is tied for third with Wilson Betemit (!!!!), and Josh Hamilton, with 15. J.P. Arencibia is in a tie for 10th with 12 (and a sparkling .296 BA!).

Colby Rasmus and Jose Bautista are are 3 & 4 in RBI with 46 and 44 respectively.

Bautista is in a tie for second with Curtis Granderson and Prince Fielder for runs scored with 37.

Brett Lawrie is tied with Carl Crawford for third in SBs with 16.

Bautista is in 3rd for OPS with .980.

JA Happ is tied with 8 wins for 1st, tied for second in losses with 1, and has the BEST ERA IN THE LEAGUE with 1.38. He is also tied for 3rd in least HRs, with 3, tied for 2nd in shutouts, with 2, and for 3rd in CGs with 2! Wow!

Brandon Webb has allowed the 4th least walks in the league, with 14. He is also 4th in the AL with a 1.14 WHIP.

Happ, Morrow, and Romero are 4, 6, and 7 in the AL with 85, 81, and 79 K's respectively.

We are 3 games back in the division and wild card.

[AC]

Kirk Plum is what MSUboy11 referred to himself as.









I think it's safe to say that I had a good draft. I'll start playing again vs. Washington when the rotation resets. It'll be Romero vs. Strasburgh- Oh yeah!

[AC]

Jacob walked into Rogers. His phone had been acting up recently, and he was trying to see if he could find a loophole in Rogers' stupid policies to get a free new phone.

Quote: Originally Posted by Jacob

Hi, I'm here to pick up a new phone for free, because my phone is acting up, or I'll switch to Bell!

Quote: Originally Posted by Rogers Moron

OK, sir, we're all friends here! Here's the newest, most expensive phone we have! Please stay with us!

Quote: Originally Posted by Jacob

That'll do. Do you have a bathroom?

Quote: Originally Posted by Rogers Moron

Yes, just over there, there are two doors. One is labeled 'bathroom.' One is labeled 'totally unsuspicious unlocked room that no one should ever go into.' Go into the one labeled 'bathroom.'

Quote: Originally Posted by Jacob

Yeah, uh huh, will do....

He walked over to the door, and like any man would do, went to the bathroom before embarking on a mission. Then, he opened the 'totally totally unsuspicious unlocked room that no one should ever go into' door. Inside, he found.....

[TheNumber35]

I bet I'm the one of the few Americans who understands that Rogers/Bell reference lol

[AC]

Quote: Originally Posted by TheNumber35

I bet I'm the one of the few Americans who understands that Rogers/Bell reference lol

It's not even that... it's that I really, REALLY, REEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLYYYY hate Rogers, and yet I'm stuck with them. So, half the point of this dynasty is to make to fun of them.

So you're just gonna ignore the 'Webb is more of a beast than Bonderman' part?



Still waiting on an update from you, though...