Chilly Philly
Locker Room. Wells Fargo Center. April 15, 2015
Casey: Thank you all for surviving this season, but-
Ross: But we're not even finished with the season. We might make it into the playoffs.
Casey: Well, that was what I was about to say. So anyways, as you guys may know-
Fields: That in Game of Thrones, @*$&_)!&$_&#%_&)&@#)(%&)@&)$&)$ and also @)&*$)&$)!&@)&)$#)(%@()%&()#$()^@()?
Casey: ....
DeRozan: Why you have to spoil it n*gga?
Casey: Get the f*ck out of here.
Fields: Wait what?
Casey: Go dress up as Nicki Minaj or something.
Fields: What did I do?
Ross: Can't believe you would do such a thing. Shame on you.
Fields: But I-
Casey: LEAVE THIS F*CKING PLACE OR I WILL KILL YOU!
Fields: But Game of Thrones is just-
Bradley: -sips iced coffee- Spoilers are bad for people and especially when it's about Game of Thrones. You committed a crime worse than terrorism.
Fields: I think you guys are overreacting-
DeRozan: Overreacting....OVERREACTING?! Game of Thrones is not meant to be spoiled. It is not to be messed. Once spoiled, divine punishment is made.
Casey: -on phone- Security, escort Landry Fields to somewhere far away.....Why you ask? He spoiled Game of Thrones.....Okay....Thank you. -hangs up-
Fields: Please, just remember it's-
Lopez: No, shut up f*ggot. Nobody cares about a sh*thead like you. You spoiling f*ck.
-Security comes-
Guard: Sir, please come with us. You have committed one of the worse crimes in history.
Fields: Woah, woah, woah. I just spoiled Game of Thrones.
Guard: Taser him.
-Other guard tasers Landry Fields and carries him out-
Casey: Well....now that's done, Wilcox! It's time for you to shine!
Wilcox: I can finally play?
Casey: Yeah, sure. It's the second to last game of the season so why not.
Wilcox: I'm so excited I can just-
Ross: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just don't finish that sentence.
Casey: Remember we are 40-40 right now so if we win this, we keep the eighth seed; but if we lose, we miss the playoffs and wasted money just to get some people.
Lopez: EXCUSE ME?!
Casey: Calm down, aren't you the same person that was searching for Niko Bellic the whole time we were in New York? Didn't you know Niko isn't real?
Lopez: Niko Bellic is real and I know it.
Casey: Whatever. So are you guys ready?
DeRozan: I guess.
Ross: Yeah sure.
Bradley: -sips iced coffee- Beating up MCW will be fun
Casey: Let's get out there and show them that we're a playoff team.
DeRozan: Yeah! F*CK ANDREW WIGGINS!
Ross: You do know that Wiggins is from Toronto?
DeRozan: Of course I knew that. Hehehehe.....
Bradley: But he should be dominating. He's tenth on the Rookie of the Year ladder or something right?
Ross: Actually he's fifth. But still, he's been overhyped so far. Whatever, let's just kick their a**.
Casey: Let's just go already. Geez....I don't get payed enough to deal with this....