If I find something I like on the internet, forum post, video, website what ever. It is going here.

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[quote] [I]I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "lets get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said " well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking dunkin doughnuts on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.[/I]
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The C

Someone asks me if I know about this videojuego coming out, I tell nope. HA HA guess what jerk! I do know about the videojuego; but I'm not going to say yes because I want you to tell me about it so I can say "sounds cool".

I know it's cool! I know it's heckin' IGN and Gamespot score. I've alright bought it twice, beat it, then posted about it on internet message boards.

You best step off you little pleb. I am videojuego king. When I walk into a Gamestop or Best Buy trumpets go off and a red carpet is unfurled.

I'm gaming until I die. The ladies know it. They see the kill death ratio (Never under 1 for any game ever!).

My fingers move so fast I line up 88 girls then use my fingers to make em' scream like a piano. Those girls sure know what my thumbsticks feel like as I circle strafe!

They beg me to finish the deal but I tell them no. I need my seed. It's what keeps me strong. Until I can find a gamer girl who can equal me, I shall not spread my seed. Normal women do not deserve it.

Gamers the world over will finally see daylight when the controller cord of my son is born.

The holy union of the gamer girl and myself shall bring an end to this console war. Nintendo players, Sony players and Xbox players will all be able to game under the same banner.

The C

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That's a good dog.

The C

Maybe I will write this blog, maybe I won't. I'll decide tomorrow (11/11/08)

Just wanted to see if this worked

The C