05-07-2007, 12:45 AM
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Timbers - Jags - Hokies
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Re: Virginia Pro Wrestling (TEW 2007)
VPW Intensity
Live in front of 14 fans at the Blacksburg High School Gym
Pre-Show
Josh Matthews is at the announcing table
Matthews: For all of you that were here last week, VPW Commish Mike Snider has decided to face off against Skayde until Snider can beat him! So get ready for our next matchup, because it is a Submission match!
F+
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Mike Snider vs Skayde
--Submission Match--
This match was in hand early by Skayde, who fought off some opening offense from Mike Snider, and took his legs out from under him, literally, and locked in his patented Skayde lock, forcing Snider to tap out at 6:46.
Winner: Skayde
F+
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Amy Zidian is in the ring
Amy: Sable! You get your skank *** down here now! You beat me in a stupid bikini contest, but I'm going to beat you in a Bra and Panties match!
Sable comes out
Sable: You got it, whore. Let's start it right now!
E
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Amy Zidian vs Sable
--Bra and Panties "Match"--
This match had to contend with a crowd that crapped all over it, because they wanted to see male contests, forgetting the fact that there were actual women in the ring, stripping each other's clothes off. Anyway, Sable won in 4:17 after stripping Amy.
Winner: Sable
E-
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Amy shows her frustration and strips Sable down to her underwear too
Matthews: Wow J.J.! Look at that!
Dillon: Trust me, youngin, I'm watching.
E+
Main Show
Jimmy McCoy finds Larry backstage
Jimmy: Now see here, Larry. I'm trying to win a championship, and you come out and cost me that opportunity? Well, I've got news for you. It's going to stop now.
Larry: Stop? Why should I stop? You turned your back on our family, moving out to the big city! I'm never gonna stop until you come back to the farm.
Jimmy: That's it, Larry. It's goin to stop.
Larry busts out laughing
E-
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Mike Snider comes to the ring
Snider: Sadly, today I had to make a very frustrating decision. Johnny Devine has been suspended indefinitely for bringing chaos backstage, effective immediately. I know all of you enjoyed him wrestling, but he is just not a good fit for our company. Hopefully, while he's not here, he'll change his attitude. Thank you.
F+
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Larry McCoy vs Jimmy McCoy
This one had a lot of family implications. It seemed to be a pretty open match, until Larry got upset. Larry then took a 2x4 and hit Jimmy over the head, DQing himself, and giving Jimmy the win at 6:03.
Winner: Jimmy McCoy
E-
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Riggs˛ is walking backstage
F-
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Dr. Greg Beals is in the ring
Beals: This is going to sound hilarious... to me. Every last one of you stupid rednecks believed me when I told you I was a doctor. HA! I'm just a conman, taking money from as many people as I can, and Elix Skipper was just another of my victims! Oh, and Greg Beals isn't my real name! Johnny Kashmere is!
Kashmere drops his microphone and smirks
E
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Carsh Svades and "Sick" Nick Mondo vs Dan Maff and Johnny Kashmere
This was a warmup match for Svades and Mondo. They had the fight in hand the whole time, until Carsh hit his Paradigm Shift on Kashmere, and pinned him in 3:52.
BTW: This just in... the fans still hate Carsh. Like X-Pac heat.
Winners: Carsh Svades and "Sick" Nick Mondo
E-
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Mondo grabs a microphone after their match
Mondo: Human Tornado! Are you here tonight? I didn't think so. That coward didn't have a partner yet, so he turned tail and ran. He's scared of my disregard for my personal well-being, and the fact that Carsh could kill him and his partner! As far as we know, he's probably in San Francisco, getting a date at some gay bar. You see these two losers, Tornado? This will be you and your partner when you grow the balls to come get some.
Carsh makes a menacing look to the camera, fulfilling his purpose in life
E-
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Johnny Devine bursts into Mike Snider's office
Devine: What the hell, Snider? Suspending me?
Snider: You've caused countless disruptions backstage, Johnny.
Devine: What kind of appeal can I make? I don't deserve this, Snider!
Snider: Look, I'll give you a shot. I'll make a decision on that later tonight.
Devine: Not fast enough for me! Reinstate me now!
Snider: Security, we have an issue.
Devine: Oh, no issue here! I was just leaving.
Devine leaves
F
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Icarus vs Elix Skipper
Icarus seemingly confused Skipper with his speed and subdued him surprisingly, giving him an upset win when he pinned Skipper at 4:31 following a Shiranui.
Winner: Icarus
E
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Carl Greco and Ron Simmons are backstage, warming up for their title opportunity
E+
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The Fudgebanger is in the ring
Fudgebanger: SMILEY! I've made a fudge replica of you to bang it! I'm going to smash it until you come out and give me an opportunity at your championship!
As the Fudgebanger is going to town on a life-size replica of Norman Smiley (?), the real deal comes down to the ring and stops him, starting the match
E-
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VPW ExtremeCore Championship Match
The Fudgebanger vs Norman Smiley
--Hardcore Match--
This was a good match that the crowd was into, and was very open. However, when the Fudgebanger was sent flying into the fudge replica of Smiley, which was still in the ring for some unexplainable reason. Smiley took advantage and hit the Big Wiggle. He then pinned the Fudgebanger in 7:55.
Winner and STILL VPW ExtremeCore Champion: Norman Smiley
E+
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Matthews is at the announcing table
Matthews: We've just got huge news here, folks. Mike Snider has given Johnny Devine a chance at getting reinstated! He'll have to win a match tonight. But it's not just any match... he'll have to face Eric Young... and... this can't be right... VPW Commissioner himself, Mike Snider! Wow... seriously?
F+
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Romeo Roselli is in the ring
Roselli: Hey Miracle Loser Connection! Come out here, I'll face you both by myself, and I'll beat you!
Miracle Violence Connection starts coming out, but Antonio Thomas comes out behind them and ambushes them
Roselli: Ha! You think I was going to take you on in a Handicap match? You're not the Miracle Loser Connection... you're the Miracle Idiot Connection! Antonio! Back to the sexy party!
F+
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Matthews and Dillon are at the announcing table
Matthews: Well, it looks like it's time for a VPW Tag Team Championship Match, J.J.!
Dillon: That it is, youngin! Hopefully Riggs˛ and the team of Greco and Simmons can harken back to the days in which wrestling was actually entertaining and not just drivel!
Matthews: J.J., those days are over! I digress... this is going to be a fantastic match!
E-
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VPW Tag Team Championships Match
Riggs˛ vs Simmons and Greco
This match was slow getting started, but was pretty open. The advantage switched sides for a while. However, both Ron Simmons and Jason Riggs found themselves on the outside of the ring while they were the legal men. Both wrestlers were outside until they realized they were about to be counted out, but neither man was able to get back in the ring, resulting in a draw in 8:42. As a result of the match, Riggs˛ retains the Tag Team Championships.
Draw
E+
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After the match, Simmons and Greco burst into Snider's office
Simmons: Hey Snider! You saw what happened out there, give us a rematch!
Snider: Sure, whatever.
Simmons: Why should we get one, you ask... what?
Snider: Yeah, I hate countouts. You get a no DQ match.
Simmons: Wow... this didn't happen like I thought it would.
Snider: Now get out of here... I'm getting ready for my match.
E
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Johnny Devine vs Mike Snider and Eric Young
--Devine Reinstatement, No Disqualification Handicap Match--
It was a pretty long match, where Mike Snider was exhausted. Eric Young spent a lot of time on the offensive, and put away Johnny Devine at 11:54 with the Showstopper and a pin, to finalize Devine's suspension.
Winners: Mike Snider and Eric Young
F+
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As he walks out of the building, Devine gets a microphone
Devine: Snider! Young! You haven't heard the last of Johnny Devine! I will have my revenge, mark my words!
F
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VPW Cruiserweight Championship Match
Teddy Hart vs Brian Lawler
A very open and hardcore, bloody match. Hart was split open when Lawler DDTed him through a table, and then Lawler also donned a crimson mask when Teddy Hart dropkicked a ladder at Lawler. Lawler hit Hart with a facebuster onto a steel chair on the outside, then slid into the ring, set up a ladder and retrieved the championship at 14:40.
Winner and NEW VPW Cruiserweight Champion: Brian Lawler
E+
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Teddy Hart is frustrated and starts brutally hitting Lawler with a steel chair
Matthews: Dear God! He's hit him with that chair at least 6 times! Will no one stop him?
Hart drags Lawler backstage
Matthews: What does he have in mind?
Dillon: I don't know, but it's probably going to end badly for our new VPW Cruiserweight Champion.
F
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Sylvester Terkay and The Zombie face off in the ring
Matthews: Even after what happened last week, I don't think Terkay is satisfied!
Dillon: And the Zombie is some kind of crazy undead freak!
Matthews: What a way to end our show tonight! Join us next week... please? We need money!
F+
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Final Show Rating: E
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