Top 7 Major Problems

[Ziza9Noles94]

The replies missing the sarcasm make this thread a classic one. I mean, wow. How was that original post over anyone's head? Good stuff OP.

[ChicagoSparty]

Quote: Originally Posted by jfsolo

A few tips for our friends with the broken sarcasm detectors. 1. The spelling, grammar, and organization of the OP was too good to be from a legitimate Velveeta Master. Cheesers don't "waste" time constructing coherent narratives. 2. There weren't frequent references to "skillz", "manning up", or "taking $ from 'U' chumps" 3. His name isn't "playa", "money", "Kid Nano", or any other tell-tale name. 4. He didn't say "F U" EA even once. Just a few tips from Uncle jf.

Very funny. Nice work.

[coachchris]

Quote: Originally Posted by TCrouch

Another epic fail. I'm not sure which is better--the original post or the replies that just completely and utterly miss the point.

Yep, thanks for the laugh OP

[jlfarris]

I know they won't, but I really wish this thread would get sticky'd. The only thing better than the OP was the replies that clearly didn't get it. So, how many of them do you think are looking into admission standards for Southwest Missouri Technical College of the Arts as we speak?

[MrOctober430]

5 star thread, will read again.

[BigBodySS]

Quote: Originally Posted by Tri-State Killa

You sound like a hardcore cheeser who FAILS at this game miserably.

"well first we need to find moron... here it is!"

[DiddyGotGrillz]

Its unfortunate to be those that didn't fully comprehend the sarcasm used in this post.

[acts238shaun]

Quote: Originally Posted by BRANE23

Hey guys... I'm having major problems in the game this year... 1.) I'm unable to rocket catch it every single time I drop back... They drop it sometimes! What is this? 2.) When I roll out to one side of the field with the fastest QB I can find and then throw it to the exact opposite side of the field, the new camera angle totally throws off my rhythm. Hate it! 3) I like to onsides kick every kick-off and this "sportsmanship" crap is killing me 4.) Same thing for when I'm losing with Ohio State or Florida: because they're the only teams I play with and I quit when I'm losing at halftime. "Sportsmanship" again... 5.) My playbook consists of three plays and the computer is figuring out what I do and stopping me. This is crap! 6.) I don't feel like Florida has enough fast players for me to move to defensive end so I have to create players but I can't use them online!!!! Ugghh!!!! 7.) My favorite teams are OSU and Florida (even though I went to college at Southwest Missouri Technical College of the Arts) and everybody else plays with them online!!! I hate it!!!

Best post I have read on here in awhile. Worth a slow clap and then some.