12-24-2003, 10:39 PM
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Amazing and incredible stories of cheese
Heres my most recent cheesy story for NCAA 2004 online...last night I made a room called "OCFL Tryouts" just to see if I'd find anyone who play str8. Some guy named Travalingus joined the room and I started the game. I was Kansas State. He chose Ohio State, I suppose because that is the bowl matchup. Well he starts out playing perfectly normal, although on 1st and goal from the 4 I get some pressure with Buhl on him and he runs back to about his 45 with Krenzel before throwing a hail mary which is nearly picked off by a Kstate DB. Well he went 2 more downs and then kicked the FG. I was optimistic that he was str8 since he actually kicked the FG.
Well the game goes on and I do as I do vs many of my fellow ncaa leaguers when we play, sometimes I punt, sometimes I move the ball. I score and punt, punt and score, pretty normal right? Well not really because everytime he gets the ball on offense he goes 3 and out, often getting sacked or having to throw out of bounds. After I go up 21-3 on an option play to sproles he pauses and says "You're good for a cheater". I pause and say "how was that cheating?" I mean lots of things can be called cheating, like running back 30 yards and lobbing or whatnot but I've never ever seen anyone call an option play where you simply pitch it to your HB and he scores as "cheating". He then puts in a freshman CB Whitner at QB replacing Krenzel. Tries to do the cheesy rollout with the fast CB and just run, I put QB spy on him and manually control a DB, dropping him out of coverage because I know there is no way he's throwing with this guy. He of course goes 3 and out again, in fact a few more times. He is not punting anymore at this point either so I guess it's more like 4 and out.
Well after I score again to make it 27-3 he pauses says "F*ck you fag you f*cker!!" and quits. I ended up finishing vs the CPU, something I always do to ensure the guy gets the loss.
Now this part you guys will love, when I got back on EA Online I sent him a message that simply said "Sorry you did not qualify for the league, can't quit and cuss at people". The amazing thing was, he played for 3 ½ quarters and I held him to -4 yards. He had -5 yards on rushing and 1 yard on passing. This is with him USING THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES. Granted Buckeyes aren't the best offensive team in the game but they're probably top 10-15 and definitely able to move the ball against just about anyone.
So if you're online and looking to beat the hell out of someone who pretends to be str8 but ultimately is a cheeser, look up Travalingus. He's really probably one of the worst offensive players I've ever seen. How the he11 anyone can use Ohio State for 3 quarters and put up -4 yards is beyond me. Even a blind squirrel pushing random joystick buttons should be able to have positive yards using them, LOL.
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