That's Football...That's Life:Matt10's Houston Texans (NFL 2k5)

[Matt10]

The Inevitable: Yes football fans. Today we will be audience to two of the best running backs in the league. The veteran, Ladanian Tomlinson - and the fearless young gun, Chris Johnson. Each have blazing speed - that, I'm sure we will see. What might not be seen is the fact that both these guys can catch the ball out of the backfield - look for that.

The Urgency: Matt Schaub held firm in the pocket last week - almost too much as he was sacked 6 times last week against the Titans. Gary Kubiak will hope that his QB1 will start finding some receivers in the endzone - or it could be an uphill battle not only for Schaub, but for his running back, Chris Johnson - who has six touchdowns this year.

The Score: 28-27 Chargers. This could be a back and forth kind of game. I think the stars will not dictate this game, but the kickers will. Colt David had his shot last week, he is going to need to make up and become a catalyst to the Texans victory. However, there will be an issue - or controversy better - in this one. Do not forget about what Phillip Rivers can do with a football.

Pregame done by Matt10

[Matt10]

Alan Burge, Houston Texans Examiner
CHOKE!!!!!!!!
Texans let Henry take over game, lose 28-24

The following is a recorded press conference with Houston Texans' head coach, Gary Kubiak, after the game. Because Matt10 is having template issues, this will be the reporting style until a resolution is found.

Please note that expletives are replaced with the word "eff" or "bs".
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Reporter1: Coach, was there anything you could say to the guys at in the locker room after this disappointing loss?

Kubiak: What could I say? Everyone knew I was going to rip into them, what in the eff could I have said. This is absolute bs.

R1: Maybe tell them it's going to be okay - we played well against a good team?

Kubiak: Are you serious? Did you not watch the game, son? I'm not going to answer anymore of your questions, let alone take your advice.

Reporter2: So Coach, in all seriousness - what happened? You had the game in your hands, where was the double coverage on Henry - who was an obvious threat?

Kubiak: You want to do my job, son? I know who their threat was,okay? You don't have to tell me that. This was simply a game of missed opportunities. I think its disgusting to think that we were THIS close to winning the effing game.

R2: Is it possible when Colt David missed that 48-yarder just wide, did that ruin the momentum/spirits of the team?

Kubiak: I'm not going to say that. But it didn't help.

R2: Coach - what is going to be the focus now? These are back to back close games that we just don't hold on.

Kubiak: Ya think? We are playing really good football, but today...today it was crap. Just utter bull crap. God made a bull one day - let it crap - and out came the Texans.

R2/All: (silence, with mixed murmurring)

Kubiak: Is that all the questions?

R2: Is that your way of telling us you quit, Coach?

Kubiak: Do you effing want me to quit, son? You think you can do this job?

R2: Quite frankly, no. But it's good to see that you're passionate about the effin game again.

Kubiak: Lookie here, son - don't talk to me with that tongue, or I'll eff you up!

I"LL EFF YOU UP!!!!!!!

(.....Kubiak rises out of his chair - glaring at reporter - being held back )

R2: You suck Kubiak! Get out of Houston!

(Kubiak somehow manages to grab a chair...flings it through the room...headed right towards the reporter)

SMACK!!!!!

R2: Ahhhck!!

-------------------end recording-------------------

Chris Henry celebrates one of his many touchdowns. Henry was also the recepient of the game winning touchdown for the Chargers.

[bhurst99]

Awesome post-game interview. I think a suspension is in order for Kubiak.

[cubsfan203]

That's what you get for trading Harrell.

[Matt10]

Quote: Originally Posted by bhurst99

Awesome post-game interview. I think a suspension is in order for Kubiak.

Yeah, I was having issues - so I made an issue happen.

Quote: Originally Posted by cubsfan203

That's what you get for trading Harrell.

Karma's my bitch, not the other way around.

But you're right, Ocho.

[cubsfan203]

Quote: Originally Posted by Matt10

Yeah, I was having issues - so I made an issue happen. Karma's my bitch, not the other way around. But you're right, Ocho.

My bad, I thought you said your girl's name was Konami.

[travis a.d.]

Wow, this is a sick looking dynasty. Tough luck against the Chargers though.

[Sanchez_Mareno]

You had two solid tackles and a run game that was successful, yet you traded your starting qb(albeit two games) and a first for a tackle.
I dont understand why