Browns coach Eric Mangini did improve the team to a 5-11 record from a 4-12 record last year. However, the team has many unanswered questions concerning who the true QB is and which WR will step up to be a #1 threat. Newly signed team president Mike Holmgren is ready to announce his decision live on ESPN. We go now to a live feed with Holmgren and ESPN analyst Chris Berman standing by.
Berman: Thanks. We’re here now with president Holmgren, the newly acquired president of the Cleveland Browns.
Holmgren: Thanks, Chris. Glad to be here.
CB: Well Mike, we’ve heard you wanted to go back to football for some time now. How’s it feel to be back?
MH: Feels like I never left, Chris. I can’t wait to get back to running a team and now I can focus more on the team instead of all the players.
CB: Well that team, we know, is the Cleveland Browns. A team that hasn’t sniffed the playoffs since 2002 and a city that hasn’t been in a professional championship since 1964. Is there any pressure to immediately bring this team back to glory so that they could-go-all-the-way to the superbowl?
MH: Well, there is obviously some pressure from the media and the fans who all want their team to be successful, but realistically our goal of the superbowl or even playoffs won’t be achieved for maybe two seasons at least. We’re trying to build the foundation as of now.
CB: And part, well a big part of that foundation is the coaches. And a big part of this segment is about your decision whether to keep or let go of coach Eric Mangini in his first year.
MH: That is why I’m here, Chris.
CB: Well, is there anything you’d like to say before announcing your decision?
MH: Yes, I’d like to say that it was a hard process that kept me up at nights. I swung daily back and forth between whether to keep him or not, but in the end I figured that this decision was best for everyone.
CB: Well, uh, without further ado, what is that decision, Mike?
MH: My decision is to let go of coach Mangini so that he can take his talents somewhere else. I hear the Dolphins in South Beach may need his talents on the defensive perspective.
CB: Shocking, Mike! Do you have any idea on who the next coach will be?
MH: Well, Chris, I have thought about it. And I think after interviewed every candidate, I found I was really impressed and shared many ideas about how the organization should be run with someone whom is new to coaching. Now this might be a shocker to everyone, but I have decided to sign former D3 college football coach Kyle Dansby.
CB: Kyle Dansby? What made you shy away from big name coaches like Mike Shanahan?
MH: Well, I felt that Coach Dansby and I saw eye to eye and I feel that with no one knowing his style, coaches won’t know how to plan against him.
CB: Any information you can give about him to the viewers?
MH: Well, he’s young and intelligent. He’s actually a distant cousin of Karlos Dansby of the Miami Dolphins. He coached a D3 college football team to two championship games and I feel he will be the guy to take this team back to contenders.
CB: Well, Mike, Browns fans and the world will be watching and waiting to see if you’re right or wrong on this guy. Back to studios. Thanks for watching.