Bizzare Circumstances lead to New GM in Denver
Denver, CO (AP) -- It was all a joke, until it suddenly got serious. After a series of increasingly disappointing years following a 2005 AFC Championship loss, the Denver Broncos front office arranged a promotional event to appease fans who, as often is the case, felt they could do better than the professionals.
Hundreds of avid fans gathered in the Denver Events Center to participate in a marathon competition involving the most recent iteration of the popular Madden line of sports video games. The fan who won the most Superbowls in the game's "Franchise mode," a simulation of the managerial side of pro football, would be named honorary GM for the year, receiving a season's worth of luxury box tickets to the Bronco's home games. For your average fan, it was a considerable prize. But as it turned out, the prize was much greater.
Energy drinks containing dangerous amounts of caffeine, taurine, and B vitamins circulated freely, along with grease-soaked bags of fast food, as hundreds of fans decked out in the jerseys of their favorite Broncos players labored over their game controllers. Early in the day, a small number of fans with Raiders jerseys were booed and heckled off the floor. Some returned minutes later with red faces, their jerseys no longer in evidence. As the hours passed, it was a war of attrition as some fans grew bored and straggled out of the staging area for the contest, while others who left complained of hand cramps. For early departures, Broncos cheerleaders, a few players, and the Broncos mascot were on hand to sign autographs.
Just hours into the event, the first fan to win a Superbowl stood and gave a mile high salute. The 14-year-old from Peublo, CO, received a healthy round of applause, although there was a bit of jealous rancor.
"It was the fourth year of my franchise," the fan said. "I was pretty excited. I thought I had a good chance at the prize."
As with many other fans who achieved early Superbowls, however, he had trouble keeping his team together amid salary cap problems. As the hours went by, however, one contestant began to stand out.
Although it took Max Hazlett four seasons to reach the playoffs, and another four to win a Superbowl, his Madden team became a dynasty, making nine playoff appearances in ten years and winning four Superbowls. When the clock ran down on the marathon competition, Hazlett's record stood apart from the competition by almost an order of magnitude.
As the dozens of fans who toughed out the competition streamed out the doors of the Denver Events Center with their bags full of nifty Broncos swag, Hazlett was instructed by a team official to remain behind for a face to face with Broncos owner Pat Bowlen.
"It was incredible," Hazlett said. "I never would have thought I'd be meeting Pat Bowlen face to face. I mean, he's a busy man. I'm just a fan. This is all surreal."
Hazlett was brought to a limousine, where Bowlen waited. The two chatted en route to a restaurant, where Bowlen made Hazlett a proposition. Hazlett was offered an advisory position to the General Manager of the Broncos.
Initial speculation was that the position was nominal, a bone thrown to fans. But a Denver Broncos official assured us that the position will have powers. According to our source, Broncos GM Xanders will handle salary cap issues, while Hazlett will be involved with draft picks, free agent acquisitions, and other personnel transactions.
But did Hazlett receive the season luxury box tickets?
"Oh yeah," said Hazlett. "I gave them to my mom. I'll be busy in the coaches' box on game days."
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