RG3 and the New England Patriots

[Guru03]

BREAKING NEWS! BIZZARRE TRADES FROM REDSKINS TO PATRIOTS THIS MORNING VIA BACK-DOOR DEALINGS! SHANAHAN FIRED; BELICHICK RETIRES, GOES INTO PATS HOF!
Washington DC- Reports are just in that the Washington Redskins traded Quarterback Robert Griffin III to the Patriots along with every last draft pick for the next two years to the New England Patriots for some scrubs. It is reported that now fired Redskins head coach Mike Shanahan planned on retiring and made a deal with retiring coach Bill Belichick that if he got to go on vacation with Belichick, that RG3 and all the next two years draft picks would go to the New England Patriots in return for scrub players. Also, Bill Belichick agreed to retire as part of the deal. What is even more suprising is who the New England Patriots hired as their head coach- Rayford Carpathia: a young vivacious 22 year old with no previous coaching experience, but loved the game of football as a teenager, but didn't play due to his high functioning autism. When asked about the hiring, Carpathia said: "I'm just beyond words, with tears of joy, to be able to have a career; such a great job; in the sport that I love the most, and with one of the best teams in the league. I'm also so excited to be on the job, and to live out my football dream, along with my skills of leadership, together". When the Redskins owner was asked about the whole scandal, he fumed the following: "I'm so mad right now, I want to scream and get this trade reversed, but I can't". The Patriots owner, said this: "I'm so thrilled that I could listen to, dance on, and party on some pop music".

[Guru03]

ALL EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH COACH RAYFORD CARPATHIA OF THE PATRIOTS

Reporter: Ryan Williams (a fictitious reporter)
Coach: Rayford Carpathia

Q: How do you feel about conquering your autism?
A: Well, I feel proud of myself. I worked myself off in school, and I didn't have aspirations of being a football coach until I was in high school. Playing football was not an option because my parents along with some coaches that I consulted told me that due to my autism, the violent; high contact nature of football would be very hard on me, so I thought, as I played football video games in high school- Why not become a football coach? It would work with my executive, leader minded skillset- and not hurt my body in the long run.

Q: Did you think that you would get this high up of a job right away?
A: No, I thought I would have to coach at the Pop Warner level, and slowly rise through the ranks with luck, at best being a college level coach when I got old. I was convinced that the NFL was only a pipe dream. The Patriots looked at my non-football record, with really good grades dating back from middle school- along with my video gaming record and thought "Why not hire a non-football background guy as a head coach and see what happens? If he fails, we fire him and get another guy in".

Q: What style of offense and defense will you run?
A: I will run a very pass heavy offense, with a little running here and there; but I always have been and will be a passing oriented coach. My defense is where I will run something relatively close to what Belichick ran, but not exactly.

Q: What will you do with Tom Brady now that you have Robert Griffin III?
A: I will most likely trade him to the highest bidder, draft picks only. There is a slim chance he stays, but most likely not.

[mpejkrm]

...but.... the Redskins owner has to approve the trade, how could he be upset?

[JaymeeAwesome]

Quote: Originally Posted by mpejkrm

...but.... the Redskins owner has to approve the trade, how could he be upset?

Shhhhhh don't ruin this for me....I wanna see it play out. Following.

[Knicks7073]

I'm intrigued. Following.

[Balrog]

Quote: Originally Posted by Knicks7073

I'm intrigued. Following.

What he said.

[bichettehappens]

Unique angle, interested to see where it goes.

[Gronk4M13]

Quote: Originally Posted by Balrog

What he said.

What he said.