Selig should take Omar Infante off and add Votto. Then, add Miguel Olivo to the extra man voting ballot.
When the NL needs an infielder late in the game, they can put Charlie Manuel at there. After taking his position at 2nd, Votto can walk over and give him an atomic wedgie, while Mat Latos spits sunflower seeds and Miguel Olive pours oil from the gulf on him. I'm sure he had something to do with the decision-making down there.
Then, Billy Wagner can come out and throw a 100mph pie right to his face. Maybe his "heater" will make oily Manuel light up. If not, Josh Willingham can come out and simply beat the **** out of him as the world applauds.
Any other ideas? Since this sadly will not happen, I am praying that Infante somehow blows the game for the NL. I'm thinking of a 1 run lead in the 9th with runners on 3rd and second, 2 outs. A grounder is hit to 2nd, where Infante pulls down his pants and sucks himself instead of actually fielding the ball (pretty close to real life), letting two runs score and the game to end.
Please happen. Manuel needs to regret this one for a long time.
When the NL needs an infielder late in the game, they can put Charlie Manuel at there. After taking his position at 2nd, Votto can walk over and give him an atomic wedgie, while Mat Latos spits sunflower seeds and Miguel Olive pours oil from the gulf on him. I'm sure he had something to do with the decision-making down there.
Then, Billy Wagner can come out and throw a 100mph pie right to his face. Maybe his "heater" will make oily Manuel light up. If not, Josh Willingham can come out and simply beat the **** out of him as the world applauds.
Any other ideas? Since this sadly will not happen, I am praying that Infante somehow blows the game for the NL. I'm thinking of a 1 run lead in the 9th with runners on 3rd and second, 2 outs. A grounder is hit to 2nd, where Infante pulls down his pants and sucks himself instead of actually fielding the ball (pretty close to real life), letting two runs score and the game to end.
Please happen. Manuel needs to regret this one for a long time.