Pimps at Sea
Just the Halo 3 alpha (probably), but it reminded me of the first time they ran the April Fools joke about "Pimps at Sea"...and I don't care what anyone else says, I would play that game!
Just the Halo 3 alpha (probably), but it reminded me of the first time they ran the April Fools joke about "Pimps at Sea"...and I don't care what anyone else says, I would play that game!
Lace up your platform shoes and pick up your diamond-studded whoop-*** cane - here comes a rival pimp bent on hijacking your hoes! Welcome to the world of Pimps At Sea, where you can hoist the jolliest of rogers and set sail for a different kind of booty. Pimps At Sea is a trailblazing combination of action and real-time strategy set in a lush, fully 3D world. You'll sail from port to port, making mad loot with all the freedom and realism offered by the most complex economic simulation ever to appear in a game. Groundbreaking AI means that women, johns and cops think and act with unmatched depth and complexity - and you'll need to master your sweet-talking and strong-arming skills to keep your game tight. In the streets or on the high sea, you'll need to smack down those who would lay you low: rival pimps, police, and even mutinous girls from your own stable. Expanding on Oni's innovative full-contact action system, you'll keep them all in check with an impressive arsenal of weaponry in addition to your hand-to-hand critical beatdown skills. But the real fun starts when you get online and compete with thousands of other players around the globe in the world's first and only massively multiplayer pimp simulation. Pimps At Sea: where pimping and poop decks collide! Arrrrrh, bitch!