Re: Game receives lowest possible score from Gamespot.
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Our parents' generation witnessed the memorable, heartfelt, and technologically astounding moon landing of 1969. Their parents may possibly recall the horrors and treacherous slaughter of World War II, and the lessons learned thereafter. Our ancestors spent their days drawing triangles in the sand, seeking to fathom the complexities of mathematics. We, the children, bare witness to the next evolution of mankind. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing has become, much like disease and poverty, a modern plague. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing pays homage to truckers across the world, nay, throughout the universe. From the moment one is able to scrutinize this magnum opus, suicidal tendencies and emotional asphyxiation grip tightly to the player's soul. This powerful feeling subsides only once the infested PC is utterly destroyed, and the victim’s brain lobotomized until it is devoid of all conscious rationalization. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is not just the epitome of all the problems we face in today's society, but it is in fact the cause. Deplorable wars, horrific suffering, cancer, and bargain-bin victims are all the culmination of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Talent, a word that has been hurled about like an abused hot potato, has finally met its antonym: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. If it were actually worthy of being identified as a game, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing would certainly be the worst ever. Road closed. Do not enter. You’re winner.
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I seriously couldn't stop laughing after reading this. People came into my office to see if I was going to be all right.
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Our parents' generation witnessed the memorable, heartfelt, and technologically astounding moon landing of 1969. Their parents may possibly recall the horrors and treacherous slaughter of World War II, and the lessons learned thereafter. Our ancestors spent their days drawing triangles in the sand, seeking to fathom the complexities of mathematics. We, the children, bare witness to the next evolution of mankind. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing has become, much like disease and poverty, a modern plague. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing pays homage to truckers across the world, nay, throughout the universe. From the moment one is able to scrutinize this magnum opus, suicidal tendencies and emotional asphyxiation grip tightly to the player's soul. This powerful feeling subsides only once the infested PC is utterly destroyed, and the victim’s brain lobotomized until it is devoid of all conscious rationalization. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is not just the epitome of all the problems we face in today's society, but it is in fact the cause. Deplorable wars, horrific suffering, cancer, and bargain-bin victims are all the culmination of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Talent, a word that has been hurled about like an abused hot potato, has finally met its antonym: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. If it were actually worthy of being identified as a game, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing would certainly be the worst ever. Road closed. Do not enter. You’re winner.
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I seriously couldn't stop laughing after reading this. People came into my office to see if I was going to be all right.
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