Indecent Proposal

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  • stoncold32
    MVP
    • Jul 2002
    • 3588

    #46
    Re: Indecent Proposal

    Originally posted by YankeePride
    Oh, stop lying. You know your wife handles your finances.
    lol....I'm not married, but my cousin is, and I've learned alot from watching the probs they have. Lets just say if we do have a joint account, I'll only be putting about %20 of what I make in there, and the rest of the lions share is going in mine.

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    • fishepa
      I'm Ron F'n Swanson!
      • Feb 2003
      • 18989

      #47
      Re: Indecent Proposal

      Originally posted by stoncold32
      lol....I'm not married, but my cousin is, and I've learned alot from watching the probs they have. Lets just say if we do have a joint account, I'll only be putting about %20 of what I make in there, and the rest of the lions share is going in mine.
      Good luck with that.

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      • Jet Sufferer
        MVP
        • Jul 2008
        • 1347

        #48
        Re: Indecent Proposal

        We're all prostitutes, we just have to establish a price.

        (Paraphrased from W.C. Fields, I believe)

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        • Brandwin
          Hall Of Fame
          • Jul 2002
          • 30621

          #49
          Re: Indecent Proposal

          Originally posted by stoncold32
          Heck no, it doesn't matter what she did prior to being my wife, but NOW shes MY wife. Period.

          Yeah the house would be paid off, and bills would, but everytime you pull up to your house you're going to think about what it REALLY cost.
          Pretty much.

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          • GSW
            Simnation
            • Feb 2003
            • 8041

            #50
            Re: Indecent Proposal

            Originally posted by trobinson97
            I thought about it and just figured I'd ask her. Every scenario I came up with ("he gives us a million each", "he's a good looking guy, smells good and all that stuff", "all you have to do is lay on your back for 15 minutes and let him penetrate you, you don't even have to spend the night") and she keeps saying no. So I guess the answer is no.



            Damnit.
            ROFLMAO

            #Simnation

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            • MC Fatigue
              Banned
              • Feb 2006
              • 4150

              #51
              Re: Indecent Proposal

              I don't think my wife would do it.

              But I also have to say that I don't think it's up to me to "let" her do it or not. If she really wanted to do it, then she'd do it.

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              • frostbyte06
                Cold & Cocky
                • Sep 2004
                • 1219

                #52
                Re: Indecent Proposal

                I don't think it's really a case of you "letting" her do it, but I would hope in most marriages that if one person has extremely strong feelings against you doing something that you would refrain from the activity because of your love for that person.

                To the question....there's no way in the world my wife would do it and yes I know that my wife wasn't a virgin when I married her, but I'm still not cool with it. I wouldn't trip over the money......I'm not going to lie and say I couldn't use a million but it's just not worth it to me...............I think

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                • Jonesey
                  MVP
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 1343

                  #53
                  Re: Indecent Proposal

                  Originally posted by The C
                  NObody wants to have sex with any of your wives.
                  feel free to look at my photos and you would beg to differ.

                  On that note, anyone got $1,000,000 laying around? I sure could use a nice retirement account in this economy..


                  (wait, is this money pre or post-tax?)
                  Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose. An Eric Taylor coaching dynasty (NCAA 13)

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                  • CMH
                    Making you famous
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 26203

                    #54
                    Re: Indecent Proposal

                    Originally posted by Jonesey
                    feel free to look at my photos and you would beg to differ.

                    On that note, anyone got $1,000,000 laying around? I sure could use a nice retirement account in this economy..


                    (wait, is this money pre or post-tax?)
                    Nothing for or against your wife, but if you married her, of course you think she's attractive. At least, I would hope you do, otherwise, why would you marry her if she was ugly to you?
                    "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                    "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                    • Jonesey
                      MVP
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1343

                      #55
                      Re: Indecent Proposal

                      Originally posted by YankeePride
                      Nothing for or against your wife, but if you married her, of course you think she's attractive. At least, I would hope you do, otherwise, why would you marry her if she was ugly to you?
                      Just tryin to prove a point that just because we post on an internet message board doesn't mean we have ugly wives.. feel free to look yourself... plenty of people have told me that i out-kicked my coverage, so-to-speak.
                      Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose. An Eric Taylor coaching dynasty (NCAA 13)

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                      • Rawdeal28
                        Swiitch U? lol
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 7407

                        #56
                        Re: Indecent Proposal

                        Originally posted by Jonesey
                        plenty of people have told me that i out-kicked my coverage, so-to-speak.
                        i certainly hope u dont believe that.



                        i dont ever plan to get married but i do have a longtime girlfriend that care about. and for a million she can bang and suck away and ill gladly accept her back. all of our wives/girlfriends were doing this to guys before we met them so it doesnt matter.
                        "on hoping there is a PSN flash sale before Valentine's Day"
                        Man there are no flashers... now what are we going to do for vd
                        I'm sure there's plenty of prostitutes you could pay if you really want vd.
                        yea but will they take psn cards
                        Depends on what area of a hooker you would use to redeem them.

                        lol

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                        • ehh
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 28959

                          #57
                          Re: Indecent Proposal

                          Originally posted by Cebby
                          I have no wife, but I'd go with yes.

                          I mean, assuming you married after college, she's probably had at least 10 penises and probably much higher, despite whatever nonsense she says. At that point, one more penis isn't going to kill you, and a $1,000,000 is a **** ton of money.

                          I mean, say you start dating your wife when she's 25. Now, assuming she gives up the card at 17 (conservative) and takes 2 penises a year from 17-25 (very conservative), she's been with 19 penises (including you). N

                          LMAO, that is extreme overkill.
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                          • CMH
                            Making you famous
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 26203

                            #58
                            Re: Indecent Proposal

                            Originally posted by Jonesey
                            plenty of people have told me that i out-kicked my coverage, so-to-speak.
                            She married you. She saw something she loved. You didn't marry up. You married right.
                            "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                            "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                            • Rawdeal28
                              Swiitch U? lol
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 7407

                              #59
                              Re: Indecent Proposal

                              Originally posted by YankeePride
                              She married you. She saw something she loved. You didn't marry up. You married right.
                              exactly my point. dont put ur woman on a higher plateau than u.
                              "on hoping there is a PSN flash sale before Valentine's Day"
                              Man there are no flashers... now what are we going to do for vd
                              I'm sure there's plenty of prostitutes you could pay if you really want vd.
                              yea but will they take psn cards
                              Depends on what area of a hooker you would use to redeem them.

                              lol

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                              • davehughes14
                                Pro
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 789

                                #60
                                Re: Indecent Proposal

                                Very interesting question. A million $ is obviously a lot of money. I know personally, I wouldn't want my wife with another man even for a million bucks.

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