My Life is Average

[Hassan Darkside]

http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/

Wow, the simplicity and sheer averageness of this is almost hilarious.

Today I grew tired of brushing my hair out of my face, so I found a scrunchie and pulled it up into a ponytail. MLIA.

[duke776]

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Some of these are funny...and I can relate to some.

Especially this one:

Today, I noticed one of my clocks was an hour slow. I told myself I'd remember it was slow and didn't change it. MLIA.

[Scott]

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My fav one...

Today I received my degree in statistics. My life is averages.

[stewaat]

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Doesn't quite do it for me.

[MattUMD224]

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this one had me going

Today, the phone rang and I could see it was someone I didn't know, but I answered it anyway. It was a wrong number and they apologized. I said it was okay. MLIA

[Cebby]

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"I'm so bad at sex" is by far the best of these sites.

[Buckeyes_Doc]

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Today I saw a friend of mine in the hallway that I don't get a chance to talk to very often. She said, "How are you?", and I replied with a "How are you?". It got awkward. MLIA.

I've done that a few times.

[Watson]

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Today I found a website that is a ripoff of FML. I read the whole thing. MLIA

i loled at this for some reason.

Today, I received my passport in the mail. I checked the birthdate. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the correct day for 16 years. MLIA

lol

[Watson]

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Today, while taking my shower, I started wondering if an afterlife exists. Then I masturbated.

ROFLCOPTER

[Cane_Mutiny]

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Haha, these are great. Well, at least they're great as a response to FML. But anyway, it's kept me pretty amused.

[bowdown2shadi]

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Wow...

[pfunk880]

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So much mediocrity.