What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?
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lol But did you do it in front of others? That would have been priceless! Ask mom what it was in the store or something.
I guess my Grandma's isn't so much dumb, as it was embarrassing. Still one of the funniest moments I can remember. Funny thing was, we weren't saying anything because we thought it was funny, none of the grand kids wanted to tell their grandma that it was another name for a condom.Comment
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No there was no one else around. Just my Mother and I in a classic "Mom I have a question for you" moment. My Mom was also, a Sunday School teacher at the time so, that helped add to the awkwardness.My 2K17 Boston Celtics MyLeague
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"if you can call off work, you can pay car insurance" and basically anything else my senile joke of a mother saysComment
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I dont know about your past, but that's still your moms man. No need to disrespect her. The quote was funny though.PSN: xxplosive1984Originally posted by J. ColeFool me one time that's shame on you. Fool me twice can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times, **** the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you.
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Right before getting a whipping (whoppin) with a switch I had to go pick out, back in the day...."This is going to hurt me, more than it's going to hurt you"
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If your parents where anything like mine, I would get the whipping and start crying. Then my Dad would tell me to stop crying or he would give me something to cry about.
I remember thinking to myself, "Damn didn't you just give me something to cry about when you beat my *** a few minutes ago."My 2K17 Boston Celtics MyLeague
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"Oh man, I think I stepped in the cats dog food.""Good music transcends all physical limits, it's more then something you hear, it's something that you feel, when the author, experience, and passion is real" - Murs (And this is for)Comment
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Yes sir. Never got that one either.If your parents where anything like mine, I would get the whipping and start crying. Then my Dad would tell me to stop crying or he would give me something to cry about.
I remember thinking to myself, "Damn didn't you just give me something to cry about when you beat my *** a few minutes ago."
I still remember the first time I made it through a whipping without crying a single tear. I was hurt but I wasn't going to show it. Last time I ever got one.
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This was on the local news today and shows just how ignorant some people are.
WASHINGTON, Pa. -- A Washington County hairstylist who claims she didn't know a .38-caliber handgun was a deadly weapon will spend five to 20 years in prison for shooting a dissatisfied client in the lower back.
Monique Reed, 40, of Washington, was convicted in May on aggravated assault and other charges in the March 6, 2008 shooting of 28-year-old Lauren Newton.
Police said Reed shot Newton when she scuffled with the customer and her sister about a hair weave Reed did for Newton. Newton has recovered from her wound.
Reed said she fired two shots because the Newton sisters jumped her and didn't realize "a .38-caliber could be considered a deadly weapon."
Reed told the judge who sentenced her Tuesday, "That .38-caliber didn't even take her down."
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A girl who was a friend of mine told me that she broke up with her boyfriend because he was too nice. Two weeks later, I heard her bitching about not being able to find a good guy; that they were either gay or taken. Hoo-boy...New Jersey Devils- 1995, 2000, 2003
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