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  • jeremym480
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    • Oct 2008
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    #181
    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

    Originally posted by Valdarez
    Hmmm... I'd have to say Asking loudly at a church what's a prophylactic.

    This is a true story.

    At my cousins wedding, we were discussing decorating the newlyweds car, and I told another cousin that we needed to get some prophylactics for it. My grandmother (Betty) overheard, and started asking what a prophylactic was. The grandkids (me and my cousins) were smiling, and started to laugh as she continued to ask but we wouldn't tell. About that time the preacher came in, and she turned to him and said 'Pastor, what's a prophylactic?'. The pastor turned to her and shaking his head said 'It's a Condom Betty'. Grandma just stared at him for a moment, then turned around and left the room. We just died laughing! lol

    To this day she claims it's the most embarrasing thing she's ever done. (IMHO she got off easy if that's it!)
    Bhahahahahaha.

    That's much worse than when I was a kid, I asked my Mom what masturbate meant because I heard Joe Montana say it on SNL.
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    • Valdarez
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      • Feb 2008
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      #182
      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

      Originally posted by jeremym480
      Bhahahahahaha.

      That's much worse than when I was a kid, I asked my Mom what masturbate meant because I heard Joe Montana say it on SNL.
      lol But did you do it in front of others? That would have been priceless! Ask mom what it was in the store or something.

      I guess my Grandma's isn't so much dumb, as it was embarrassing. Still one of the funniest moments I can remember. Funny thing was, we weren't saying anything because we thought it was funny, none of the grand kids wanted to tell their grandma that it was another name for a condom.
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      • stewaat

        #183
        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

        It's ok to throw snowballs at moving cars

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        • jeremym480
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          • Oct 2008
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          #184
          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

          Originally posted by Valdarez
          lol But did you do it in front of others? That would have been priceless! Ask mom what it was in the store or something.
          No there was no one else around. Just my Mother and I in a classic "Mom I have a question for you" moment. My Mom was also, a Sunday School teacher at the time so, that helped add to the awkwardness.
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          • BunnyHardaway
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            • Nov 2004
            • 15195

            #185
            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

            "if you can call off work, you can pay car insurance" and basically anything else my senile joke of a mother says

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            • ryan36
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              • Feb 2003
              • 10139

              #186
              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

              Originally posted by stewaat
              It's ok to throw snowballs at moving cars
              PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!! lmao

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              • ScoobySnax
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                • Mar 2009
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                #187
                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                Originally posted by JJLinn
                "if you can call off work, you can pay car insurance" and basically anything else my senile joke of a mother says
                I dont know about your past, but that's still your moms man. No need to disrespect her. The quote was funny though.
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                • J0nnD0ugh
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                  • Feb 2003
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                  #188
                  Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                  Dave Wannstedt is in Charlotte for the Pitt bowl game vs UNC this weekend. Part of the festivities every year is for the teams to ride w/NASCAR @ Lowe's Motor Speedway. So comparing race drivers w/football, Coach Dave says...

                  As a football coach, we have to make a split-second decision in 40 seconds.
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                  • countryboy
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                    • Sep 2003
                    • 52842

                    #189
                    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                    Originally posted by stewaat
                    It's ok to throw snowballs at moving cars
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                    • GAMEC0CK2002
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                      • Aug 2002
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                      #190
                      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                      Right before getting a whipping (whoppin) with a switch I had to go pick out, back in the day...."This is going to hurt me, more than it's going to hurt you"



                      Bulls&^$%

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                      • jeremym480
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                        • Oct 2008
                        • 18198

                        #191
                        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                        Originally posted by GAMEC0CK2002
                        Right before getting a whipping (whoppin) with a switch I had to go pick out, back in the day...."This is going to hurt me, more than it's going to hurt you"



                        Bulls&^$%
                        If your parents where anything like mine, I would get the whipping and start crying. Then my Dad would tell me to stop crying or he would give me something to cry about.

                        I remember thinking to myself, "Damn didn't you just give me something to cry about when you beat my *** a few minutes ago."
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                        • USF11
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                          • Jun 2003
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                          #192
                          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                          "Oh man, I think I stepped in the cats dog food."
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                          • GAMEC0CK2002
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                            • Aug 2002
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                            #193
                            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                            Originally posted by jeremym480
                            If your parents where anything like mine, I would get the whipping and start crying. Then my Dad would tell me to stop crying or he would give me something to cry about.

                            I remember thinking to myself, "Damn didn't you just give me something to cry about when you beat my *** a few minutes ago."
                            Yes sir. Never got that one either.

                            I still remember the first time I made it through a whipping without crying a single tear. I was hurt but I wasn't going to show it. Last time I ever got one.

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                            • BurghFan
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                              • Jul 2009
                              • 10051

                              #194
                              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                              This was on the local news today and shows just how ignorant some people are.

                              WASHINGTON, Pa. -- A Washington County hairstylist who claims she didn't know a .38-caliber handgun was a deadly weapon will spend five to 20 years in prison for shooting a dissatisfied client in the lower back.

                              Monique Reed, 40, of Washington, was convicted in May on aggravated assault and other charges in the March 6, 2008 shooting of 28-year-old Lauren Newton.

                              Police said Reed shot Newton when she scuffled with the customer and her sister about a hair weave Reed did for Newton. Newton has recovered from her wound.

                              Reed said she fired two shots because the Newton sisters jumped her and didn't realize "a .38-caliber could be considered a deadly weapon."

                              Reed told the judge who sentenced her Tuesday, "That .38-caliber didn't even take her down."


                              Seriously, how can anyone think a handgun of any kind isn't a deadly weapon?
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                              • matt8204
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                                • Sep 2008
                                • 1164

                                #195
                                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                                A girl who was a friend of mine told me that she broke up with her boyfriend because he was too nice. Two weeks later, I heard her bitching about not being able to find a good guy; that they were either gay or taken. Hoo-boy...
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