What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?
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Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?
About a year ago me and my best friend wound up having a college Math class together. On the first day, the teacher walks in and I swear to God, I thought it was Terry Bradshaw. I said, "Mike, our teacher is Terry Bradshaw." And we laughed about it.
Boom, got a death stare from this freak guy sitting to my right who had busted out his lap top and was already complaining about the Wifi (Yes, why are you searching the web in Math class?).
So anyway, the Teacher writes his name on the board and then procedes to announce his name, "Hello, I'm Mr. Brown." His voice was not normal. Sounded like a tea kettle on a red hot stove top. So, immediately after he blurted out that sentence, Me and my friend burst into hysterical laughter. Uncontrollable laughter, like hyenas! But the real kicker is that Mr. Brown didn't know what to do. He was so thrown off by our laughter, it was like he was nervous and didn't want to be embarrassed. He didn't even try to calm us down but kept on talking until he provided the golden line of:
"Uh...Turn to page...Uh...Turn to page.......Turn to the page with the numbers on it."
And he seriously kicked us out of the class. Dropped us the next day because we couldn't control our laughter again. lol.Comment
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No offense dude but if that was a college class like you said you guys sound pretty immature. I'd expect that in a junior high school class but college!?About a year ago me and my best friend wound up having a college Math class together. On the first day, the teacher walks in and I swear to God, I thought it was Terry Bradshaw. I said, "Mike, our teacher is Terry Bradshaw." And we laughed about it.
Boom, got a death stare from this freak guy sitting to my right who had busted out his lap top and was already complaining about the Wifi (Yes, why are you searching the web in Math class?).
So anyway, the Teacher writes his name on the board and then procedes to announce his name, "Hello, I'm Mr. Brown." His voice was not normal. Sounded like a tea kettle on a red hot stove top. So, immediately after he blurted out that sentence, Me and my friend burst into hysterical laughter. Uncontrollable laughter, like hyenas! But the real kicker is that Mr. Brown didn't know what to do. He was so thrown off by our laughter, it was like he was nervous and didn't want to be embarrassed. He didn't even try to calm us down but kept on talking until he provided the golden line of:
"Uh...Turn to page...Uh...Turn to page.......Turn to the page with the numbers on it."
And he seriously kicked us out of the class. Dropped us the next day because we couldn't control our laughter again. lol.Last edited by Jonesy; 11-04-2010, 01:26 AM.Comment
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I realllly don't like bandwagon fans, or people who think they are fans of a certain team, so maybe this isnt that dumb but...
I am working at Oggis (pizza place, similar to BJ's) a sponsor of the San Diego Chargers.
This guy comes in all the time wearing a Charger Hat, and Charger shirt. Whether its gameday or not.
Well, I finally tried starting a conversation with him.
Me: So, Marcus McNeill finally decided to rejoin the team. Can't believe he waited this long.
Him: Yeah about time.
(Pause)
Him: Who's that again?
I walked away.Charger Fan Born and Raised!
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A buddy of mine once said, while looking into a fish tank:
"Dude, if I were a fish, I think I'd get tired of swimming and want to hang out on land at times."
It was just dumb. It's one of those things that still make me scratch my head.Comment
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We were freshmen at a Community College. I guess we were a bit immature.
...but that dudes voice made me
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I wonder if the poor guy had that happen a lot. Might make you want to change careers.
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