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  • TheMatrix31
    RF
    • Jul 2002
    • 52931

    #16
    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

    You know the DIP signs on the road?

    My friend, a female friend, thought that stood for "Dust In Peace"

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    • CWSapp757
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      • Aug 2008
      • 4651

      #17
      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

      While playing a game of catch phrase with a few friends I was giving clues to my teammate:

      Me: Ok, its a game. You use a stick to hit balls in a hole and we did this at the bowling alley the other night.

      Teammate: VENDING MACHINE!!!

      How he came up with vending machine I will never understand but it's the fact that he said it with such confidence that has us making fun of him everytime anyone speaks of Catch Phrase.
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      • Bellsprout
        Hard Times.
        • Oct 2009
        • 25652

        #18
        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

        "I'm a Packer fan and a Brett Favre fan."

        Rooting for one is directly rooting against the other, but apparently that doesn't matter to some people I know.
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        A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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        • BlueNGold
          Hall Of Fame
          • Aug 2009
          • 21817

          #19
          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

          http://www.operationsports.com/forum...-bad-side.html

          Originally posted by 2Koalition
          Jake Delhomme... 75 overall? are you kidding me? seriously who in their right mind would make him 75? you guys at EA cannot make rosters for jack. thats why TJ Houshmandzadeh called you out on his speed rating. Jake clearly should be 85-87 overall. He one of the top Quarterbacks in the NFL.
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          Still early in he season. In Rocky 3, the news reporter was saying the same thing you guys are saying about Jake Delhomme. He is 34 years old and done - well just like Rocky, Jake will be relentless and bounce back. Panthers are going to be 9-7 by the end of the year, let him throw 50 interceptions for all I care he is going to get that Super Bowl ring on his finger. Go ahead, make him a 65 overall rating, they are still going to win it all. In 2003, when Carolina went to the Super Bowl Jake had that eye of the Tiger.
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          • Buckeyes_Doc
            In Dalton I Trust
            • Jan 2009
            • 11918

            #20
            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

            Stupid *** girl in history who I want to punch, have no idea how she made it to college, here are quotes I remember...

            "Why did the British and England fight in WW2."

            "Why do we celebrate independence day on 4th of July."

            "Why dont we send the Iraqis back and end the war."---She actually freaking though the Iraq war was fought here on our land.

            I did not make those quotes up she is a huge idiot and every class ask stupid questions and repeatedly ask the professor to repeat things. And I really don't think she is joking.
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            • DC
              Hall Of Fame
              • Oct 2002
              • 17996

              #21
              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

              Originally posted by WazzuRC
              Well it's not spoken word but, read my sig.


              -One time I had to call customer service about my computer. The guy asked where I was calling from and I said "Washington." He then says "Ahhh yes, the capital..." No moron, there is an actual state of Washington.
              Uhm........how was he supposed to know this?
              Concrete evidence/videos please

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              • WazzuRC
                Go Cougs!
                • Dec 2002
                • 5617

                #22
                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                These history comments remind me of in high school our history teacher used to give us 2 INCREDIBLY easy bonus questions on quizzes before we passed them to the person next to us. I was grading a paper and one question was "Which country(ies) fought in the Civil War?"

                The guy next to me?! His answer was "US and London." I **** you not.

                First off, the answer is wrong. Secondly, there's no country called "London."
                Last edited by WazzuRC; 10-28-2009, 08:39 PM.

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                • Hassan Darkside
                  We Here
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 7561

                  #23
                  Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                  Originally posted by GOD OF LIFE
                  i really is more intrested in collage now becuse of his song.
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                  • kehlis
                    Moderator
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 27738

                    #24
                    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                    I played baseball at a small college in NE PA.

                    My family and home address was in New Mexico.

                    I got a letter from the secretary in our athletic office informing me I needed to fill out international player paperwork before I could participate further my freshman year.

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                    • KingV2k3
                      Senior Circuit
                      • May 2003
                      • 5881

                      #25
                      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                      Some friends and I were watching a UFC PPV at our local hangout when my assistant / intern asked "So what's the difference between the UFC and the KFC?"

                      There were Kentucky Fried Chicken logos allover the ring and broadcast (they were a sponsor) and somehow the "confusion" kicked in...

                      It was priceless, because she's super smart, and gorgeous...

                      Her self described "blonde moment" has been a "go to" gag for over a year now...

                      Dumb is always better tolerated when it's ends up funny...

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                      • matt8204
                        MVP
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1164

                        #26
                        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                        Originally posted by WazzuRC
                        These history comments remind me of in high school our history teacher used to give us 2 INCREDIBLY easy bonus questions on quizzes before we passed them to the person next to us. I was grading a paper and one question was "Which country(ies) fought in the Civil War?"

                        The guy next to me?! His answer was "US and London." I **** you not.

                        First off, the answer is wrong. Secondly, there's no country called "London."
                        The teacher should have been more specific. There have been many different civil wars fought around the world throughout history.

                        I recall Paris Hilton giving us this little gem once; "Wal-Mart? What do they sell, walls?" I realize this chick has absolutely no reason to ever set foot in a Wal-Mart, but come on.
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                        • cubsfan203
                          All Star
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6689

                          #27
                          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                          Originally posted by GOD OF LIFE
                          i really is more intrested in collage now becuse of his song.

                          This. I usually forget all the stupid things I hear people say.
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                          • Pokes
                            Bearer of the curse
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 4538

                            #28
                            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                            Originally posted by lilbently
                            Stupid *** girl in history who I want to punch, have no idea how she made it to college, here are quotes I remember...

                            "Why did the British and England fight in WW2."

                            "Why do we celebrate independence day on 4th of July."

                            "Why dont we send the Iraqis back and end the war."---She actually freaking though the Iraq war was fought here on our land.

                            I did not make those quotes up she is a huge idiot and every class ask stupid questions and repeatedly ask the professor to repeat things. And I really don't think she is joking.
                            LOL, this reminds me of this girl in my Western European history class that one day said "Hitler wasn't bad, he was just misunderstood." To which Dr. Hendrickson stopped and looked at her and asked "WTF are you talking about!? Seriously, WTF!?"

                            I had never heard a prof drop a F-bomb before and was shocked at both of them.

                            This same girl later had a Constitutional Law class with a buddy of mine and they were talking about their final grades in the class and he told me the convo went down like this:

                            Her: What grade did you make in Dr. Cashion's class?
                            Him: I made a 92 in there.
                            Her: Well, that's a lackluster A, I got a 87 and made a solid B.
                            Last edited by Pokes; 10-28-2009, 09:42 PM.
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                            • yankeesgiants
                              I Drink Like A Champion!!
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 2477

                              #29
                              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                              O.J. Simpson: "I will not rest until I find Nicole's killer"
                              I dont remember there names but they were allot of fun....

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                              • BatsareBugs
                                LVP
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 12553

                                #30
                                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                                Sammy Sosa "Me no speak English."

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