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  • matt8204
    MVP
    • Sep 2008
    • 1164

    #61
    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

    Originally posted by Ruff Ryder
    Forgot about Terrelle Pryor- “Not everybody’s the perfect person in the world,” he said. “I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever. I think that people need a second chance, and I’ve always looked up to Mike Vick, and I always will.”
    That's just incredible. I really hope people like him aren't as stupid as they sound but sadly, they probably are and then some.

    Here's another gem:

    I remember Britney Spears talking about how cool it was to be on a concert tour once. She was excited to go to a lot of overseas places...like Canada. OK, maybe if you lived in Europe, Canada would qualify as being overseas, but last I checked, she was born and raised in Louisiana...in the US of A.
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    • BatsareBugs
      LVP
      • Feb 2003
      • 12553

      #62
      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

      Originally posted by WDOgF0reL1fe
      Senior year of high school in Physioanatomy.
      Someone asked if yawns were contagious, and this one annoying chick who always has to say something says
      "OMG, yeah they are. I know this for sure because one time, I yawned, and then my cat yawned."

      FACEPALM
      Actually, that doesn't deserve a facepalm because as a cat owner and reading about cat behaviors, cats do sometimes mimic their owner's action as a sign of trust.

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      • DC
        Hall Of Fame
        • Oct 2002
        • 17996

        #63
        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

        8. All fat women have big boobs.
        Big girls with no hooters look so damn funny....
        Concrete evidence/videos please

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        • Jackdog
          Wolverine Soldier
          • Aug 2002
          • 7719

          #64
          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

          Some of you seenm to have forgot the TOS applies in this forum. Posts on Race,Religion and Politics are a TOS violations.
          Last edited by Jackdog; 10-30-2009, 10:44 AM.
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          It's been a while OS. Hope all are doing well!

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          • cubsfan203
            All Star
            • Jun 2004
            • 6689

            #65
            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

            I actually got a new one today when I was talking to a friend of mine about black friday. His response was "Oh yeah, what day is that on again?"

            Dude had no clue Black Friday was on a Friday.
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            • tyler289
              MVP
              • Jul 2006
              • 2933

              #66
              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

              "Dude, I'm telling you, the Constitution was written after the civil war!"

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              • JBH3
                Marvel's Finest
                • Jan 2007
                • 13506

                #67
                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                "Don't be a snitch" :wink:
                Last edited by JBH3; 10-30-2009, 07:17 PM.
                Originally posted by Edmund Burke
                All that is needed for the triumph of evil, is for good men to do nothing.

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                • Chip Douglass
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 12256

                  #68
                  Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                  My mom the other day:

                  "We're in the 20th century. Get it together."

                  Huh? LOL WTF.
                  I write things on the Internet.

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                  • Chip Douglass
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 12256

                    #69
                    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                    I told my friend during lunch a few days ago that I beat him in fantasy football and tied for 1st in the league.

                    "Do you mean that literally or figuratively?"

                    WTF? I'm still a bit puzzled since he's one of the smarter guys I know.
                    I write things on the Internet.

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                    • JerzeyReign
                      MVP
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 4847

                      #70
                      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                      Exchange between me and one of my soldiers. I'll admit I kind of baited him into this and it was a boring day, lol


                      Me: "**** I hope they don't make a sequel to the Passion of Christ"

                      My Soldier: "Me either, that movie was stupid and I didn't like the ending"

                      WTF?!!

                      It's not a quote but by far the dumbest/funniest thing I've heard this year.
                      #WashedGamer

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                      • matt8204
                        MVP
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1164

                        #71
                        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                        Originally posted by cubsfan203
                        I actually got a new one today when I was talking to a friend of mine about black friday. His response was "Oh yeah, what day is that on again?"

                        Dude had no clue Black Friday was on a Friday.
                        Along the same lines; "How much is a 99-cent cheeseburger?"

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                        New York Giants- 1927, 1934, 1938, 1956, 1986, 1990, 2007.

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                        • nemesis04
                          RIP Ty My Buddy
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 13530

                          #72
                          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                          I was checking out at Best Buy yesterday and as the girl was ringing me up on some games I picked, she started talking to me about how she still plays the old Nintendo games. She says you know system where you have to put in the cartilage. I said I think you mean "cartridge". She looked at me all embarrassed and said I cannot believe I have been saying it wrong all these years. I said cartilage is what you find in your joints, lol!
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                          • BurghFan
                            #BurghProud
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 10051

                            #73
                            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                            Originally posted by matt8204
                            Along the same lines; "How much is a 99-cent cheeseburger?"

                            Or people calling information to ask "What's the number for 911?"
                            Steelers : IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII
                            Penguins : 1990/91, 1991/92, 2008/09, 20015/16, 2016/17
                            Pirates : 1909, 1925, 1960, 1971, 1979
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                            Panthers (MBB): 1927/28, 1929/30

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                            • Piderman
                              Banned
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 1953

                              #74
                              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                              Originally posted by BurghFan81
                              Or people calling information to ask "What's the number for 911?"
                              NO EFFING WAY...NOBODY IS THAT STUPID...NO ONE

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                              • ESPNdeportes
                                MVP
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 3459

                                #75
                                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                                I had a friend in college who worked night shift at White Castle in the drivethrough. One night this guy drives up and asks: "Uh, yeah, how many are in the ten sack?"
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