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  • judgejudy
    MVP
    • Feb 2006
    • 1377

    #106
    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

    Originally posted by Lintyfresh85
    "Are guerrillas involved in guerrilla warfare?"

    Said by a girl in my high school history class.
    guerrillas or gorillas?

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    • bgeno
      MVP
      • Jun 2003
      • 4321

      #107
      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

      Originally posted by Lintyfresh85
      "Are guerrillas involved in guerrilla warfare?"

      Said by a girl in my high school history class.
      Originally posted by Ewing
      I just grasped the arm rests of my chair and my feet squirmed. My body seriously had a reaction just reading that.
      Originally posted by judgejudy
      guerrillas or gorillas?
      Yeah, because guerrillas are definitely involved in guerrilla warfare. Gorillas? Not so much... lol
      Originally posted by DaImmaculateONe
      How many brothers does Sub-zero running around in his clothing? No one can seem to kill the right one.

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      • elgreazy1
        MVP
        • Apr 2007
        • 2996

        #108
        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

        My favorite, from one of the girls on my cheerleading squad in college.

        Carolyn: Hey Carlos, you're Mexican right.
        ME: Errr, yeah...
        Carolyn: But you're from Texas, right?
        ME: yeah.
        Carolyn: And not from Mexico?
        ME: Huh?
        Carolyn: Well because you're young I thought you'd be from NEW Mexico and not Old Mexico
        ME: But I'm from Texas
        Carolyn: YEAH! How weird! Crazy huh! **giggles**

        No b.s. And sadly, there were many more gems like this on my squads.
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        • mKoz26
          In case you forgot...
          • Jan 2009
          • 4685

          #109
          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

          Originally posted by elgreazy1
          My favorite, from one of the girls on my cheerleading squad in college.

          Carolyn: Hey Carlos, you're Mexican right.
          ME: Errr, yeah...
          Carolyn: But you're from Texas, right?
          ME: yeah.
          Carolyn: And not from Mexico?
          ME: Huh?
          Carolyn: Well because you're young I thought you'd be from NEW Mexico and not Old Mexico
          ME: But I'm from Texas
          Carolyn: YEAH! How weird! Crazy huh! **giggles**

          No b.s. And sadly, there were many more gems like this on my squads.
          You were a cheerleader?
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          • Buckeyes_Doc
            In Dalton I Trust
            • Jan 2009
            • 11918

            #110
            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

            Originally posted by mKoz26
            You were a cheerleader?
            LMAO ...should of maybe left that part out..
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            • countryboy
              Growing pains
              • Sep 2003
              • 52840

              #111
              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

              I was at Dairy Queen this evening after running in the park with my dog. We're at the drive up window getting our ice cream cups and the conversation..

              Lady: "How does he eat the ice cream?"

              Me: "I just sit the cup on the floor and he takes care of the rest."

              Lady: "He doesn't get choked on the spoon?"

              Me: " I don't give him the spoon, just the cup."

              Lady: " He's able to eat the ice cream without it?"

              Me: "Ummm...yeah, just like any of his other food."

              Lady: "Oh" (she was completely dumbfounded)
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              • kehlis
                Moderator
                • Jul 2008
                • 27738

                #112
                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                She had to be blonde.

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                • countryboy
                  Growing pains
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 52840

                  #113
                  Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                  Originally posted by kehlis
                  She had to be blonde.
                  Yep....

                  I truly thought she was joking around at first, as I hear the same lame joke about the spoon over and over, but her tone and perplexed look told me otherwise.
                  I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

                  I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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                  • countryboy
                    Growing pains
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 52840

                    #114
                    Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                    Another one....

                    Last night I'm at Pennzoil getting my oil changed. The attendant comes to my car to see which service I wanted and I have a George Strait CD playing with the case in the passenger seat and I'm singing along with the song. The guy comes up and asks.."you like George Strait?"

                    I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

                    I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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                    • MC Fatigue
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 4150

                      #115
                      Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                      Originally posted by countryboy
                      Another one....

                      Last night I'm at Pennzoil getting my oil changed. The attendant comes to my car to see which service I wanted and I have a George Strait CD playing with the case in the passenger seat and I'm singing along with the song. The guy comes up and asks.."you like George Strait?"

                      That's not really a dumb comment - it's more of an obvious "oh, hey - you like whatever..." People do it all the time in an attempt to connect or begin a conversation.

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                      • countryboy
                        Growing pains
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 52840

                        #116
                        Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                        Originally posted by Timmay
                        That's not really a dumb comment - it's more of an obvious "oh, hey - you like whatever..." People do it all the time in an attempt to connect or begin a conversation.
                        Isn't there a better way to start up the conversation or the connection without asking an obvious question?

                        And you're right, its not really a dumb comment, but its a pet peeve of mine. Sorry I didn't hold form to the topic at hand.
                        Last edited by countryboy; 11-07-2009, 09:48 PM.
                        I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

                        I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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                        • bsb13
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 3439

                          #117
                          Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                          Originally posted by countryboy
                          Isn't there a better way to start up the conversation or the connection without asking an obvious question?

                          And you're right, its not really a dumb comment, but its a pet peeve of mine. Sorry I didn't hold form to the topic at hand.
                          So you dont like when people ask an obvious question?

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                          • TheLetterZ
                            All Star
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 6752

                            #118
                            Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                            Originally posted by countryboy
                            Isn't there a better way to start up the conversation or the connection without asking an obvious question?

                            And you're right, its not really a dumb comment, but its a pet peeve of mine. Sorry I didn't hold form to the topic at hand.
                            Oh, you're from Clarksville? My friend Brian lives there!

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                            • countryboy
                              Growing pains
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 52840

                              #119
                              Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                              Originally posted by bsb13
                              So you dont like when people ask an obvious question?
                              not in that regard. It annoys me to no end.
                              I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

                              I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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                              • countryboy
                                Growing pains
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 52840

                                #120
                                Re: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

                                Originally posted by TheLetterZ
                                Oh, you're from Clarksville? My friend Brian lives there!
                                Whats his last name?
                                I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

                                I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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