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  • jnofx
    My Head Hurts
    • Mar 2009
    • 975

    #16
    Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

    Originally posted by bgeno
    Pretty slick way of simply telling OS that you banged some-guy-you-know's girl.

    Did that really have much to do with being ****-blocked?

    Thats kinda out of context, some dude asked about it in the other thread.... since it was kinda going that way, figured it should have another thread.

    If it makes you feel any better, she wasn't much to brag about, lol.

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    • Watson
      Burrow Club
      • Jul 2008
      • 27013

      #17
      Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

      Originally posted by cubsfan203
      Can I assume you've never had your **** rocked either?

      I kid, I kid.
      I refer to the pic I posted on page 1
      And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

      @AdamdotH

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      • ProjectRipCity
        Banned
        • Aug 2008
        • 2395

        #18
        Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

        Once with me.

        Girl came over watched a few movies...Alcohol was involved...Old BF called her and picked her up. He ended up cheating on her.

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        • jnofx
          My Head Hurts
          • Mar 2009
          • 975

          #19
          Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

          Like they were already broken up when you guys were hanging out? Then she just left on a booty call? That's just rude. Tell her I said so.

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          • GAMEC0CK2002
            Stayin Alive
            • Aug 2002
            • 10384

            #20
            Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

            Slides in safe.....before the inevitable block.

            Back before I knew any better I actually agreed to let a girl bring her (not so attractive) friend along. Needless to say....didn't go well for me.

            That was a life lesson learned.
            Last edited by GAMEC0CK2002; 11-25-2009, 01:29 AM.

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            • jnofx
              My Head Hurts
              • Mar 2009
              • 975

              #21
              Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

              Originally posted by GAMEC0CK2002
              Slides in safe.....before the inevitable block.

              Back before I knew any better I actually agreed to let a girl bring her (not so attractive) friend along. Needless to say....didn't go well for me.

              That was a life lesson learned.
              I got this one that's done that like twice, including last night. She'll ask if I mind if her friend hangs out with us, and of course I gotta say I don't, since we've already done 'everything'. But that ish is infuriating!

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              • TheMatrix31
                RF
                • Jul 2002
                • 52942

                #22
                Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

                Originally posted by jnofx
                Lol. Your team didn't have a shutdown-corner to throw at Moss? She'll shred your D, you know.

                May have to double team her
                Trust me, she would burn the D for SURE.

                Originally posted by daflyboys
                That has to be about the most loose association I've come across in a long while. I now understand the intricacies of how Black people come up with the terms that they do...... and why White people adopt them! (re: Darryl teaching Michael Scott)
                Trust me, I know lol. It was a great way to have fun and make sure no one would understand WTF we're talking about.

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                • BunnyHardaway
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 15195

                  #23
                  Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

                  Happened to me just once...it was one of the few days I was at Bowling Green. I was at a party and was talking to this girl, and everything was going really well, until some random kid walked up to me and said:

                  "dude you're doing really good, she's gonna **** you in no time"

                  Needless to say the rest of the conversation was awkward and I just bailed.

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                  • jnofx
                    My Head Hurts
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 975

                    #24
                    Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

                    That's ****ed. He's just totally going out of his way to block you. Uncalled for.

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                    • stewaat

                      #25
                      Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

                      I've stolen a guys girl before and didn't even hook up with her. I c-blocked and didn't c-rock myself.

                      Double whammy

                      Other night a girl drove 30 minutes to come see me & watch a movie. I didn't make a move. I c-blocked myself.

                      I'm also now working on getting a girl to break up with her bf to get with me and also talking to a stripper.

                      I'm pretty f'd up...not gonna lie hahahahaha

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                      • jnofx
                        My Head Hurts
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 975

                        #26
                        Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

                        Originally posted by BlueNGold
                        Tell us more.....
                        I can't do that without being accused of "bragging about conquests" or something, which I've already been accused of in here... It is a tale of semi-redemption, however.
                        Last edited by jnofx; 11-25-2009, 02:00 AM.

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                        • jnofx
                          My Head Hurts
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 975

                          #27
                          Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

                          Originally posted by TheMatrix31
                          Trust me, she would burn the D for SURE.
                          Ha. Loving the double entendres.

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                          • GAMEC0CK2002
                            Stayin Alive
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 10384

                            #28
                            Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

                            C-blocked myself on several occasions.

                            Was hanging out with this one girl and things were progressing nicely. Gets time to do the deed and she starts freaking out--had issues with previous bf.

                            She was cute so I kept hanging out with her. Mainly b/c it was convenient and required little upkeep. She was down after that but I didn't want smash n dash on an emotion chick.

                            No need for any Angela Bassett from Waiting to Exhale drama.

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                            • deaduck
                              MVP
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 2389

                              #29
                              Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

                              Dudes I hung with in my youth treated ****-blocking like the art form that it was.

                              We blindsided each other so many times you couldn't even get worked up over it...just had to laugh.

                              One night I had just started chatting up a young lady when my boy slides in and acts like he's my "man" and I'm bisexual. I managed to keep going for a minute or two before she bailed but revenge is sweet because less than a hour later he was talking to a hot girl and I walked up holding my pager (Time dating myself)and complaining about his wife paging me over and over because he had turned his off.

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                              • DickDalewood

                                #30
                                Re: "I got ****-Blocked!" Your tragic ****-block stories

                                Originally posted by WatsonTiger
                                I can honestly say i've never been **** blocked.
                                Too bad we don't have many girls on the site... some ****-swatted stories would be good too, lol.

                                [EDIT]

                                Note to mods: I had to edit that word myself... apparently that isn't a bad word according to the filtering process. I don't need any infractions soooo... you might want to have that looked into, lol.

                                If you aren't sure of the word I'll PM it to you.
                                Last edited by Guest; 11-25-2009, 07:51 AM.

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