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  • av7
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    • Dec 2007
    • 11408

    #1

    Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

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    BERLIN — A German DIY enthusiast accidentally walled himself into his own basement and only managed to escape by drilling his way through to his neighbours, police said Thursday.

    The 64-year-old pensioner in the eastern town of Gumperda had -- inexplicably -- aimed to seal off the entrance to his cellar and went downstairs armed with bricks, mortar as well as food and drink.

    "Whoops, you could say," the police station in nearby Kahla said in a statement. "He was on the wrong side of the wall when his work was finished."

    The pensioner, whose name was not released, spent the weekend trapped in the basement but on Monday decided to take action.

    Using a drill hammer, he went to work not on his own wall but on the firewall separating his home from his neighbours'.

    The neighbours, with whom the pensioner had already been quarrelling for months, called the police when they heard the loud drilling.
    Officers were waiting for the hobby handyman when he broke through to the other side.
    Nice guy, ruins someone else's wall because he lacks common sense.
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  • BurghFan
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    • Jul 2009
    • 10051

    #2
    Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

    Oh brother! Wonder if the guy ever read "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allen Poe?
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    • Scottdau
      Banned
      • Feb 2003
      • 32580

      #3
      Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

      No something else is going on. You have to be an idiot to do that. Unless his name his Peter Griffin. I say something else was going on.

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      • SPTO
        binging
        • Feb 2003
        • 68046

        #4
        Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

        He must think he's this guy:

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        • countryboy
          Growing pains
          • Sep 2003
          • 52842

          #5
          Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

          what the hell is up with the European elderly community? First and old lady in France locks herself in the bathroom for 3 weeks and now this old fart from Germany seals himself off in his cellar.

          Do they not have old folks homes over there? If not, I'm going to build some.
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          • Blzer
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            • Mar 2004
            • 42549

            #6
            Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

            Do I have to say it?
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            • Reaman
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              • Jun 2009
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              #7
              Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

              Originally posted by SPTO
              He must think he's this guy:

              BWAH-HA-HA-HA!

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              • countryboy
                Growing pains
                • Sep 2003
                • 52842

                #8
                Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

                Originally posted by Blzer
                Do I have to say it?
                no..no..you don't.
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                • Blzer
                  Resident film pundit
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 42549

                  #9
                  Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

                  Originally posted by countryboy
                  no..no..you don't.
                  Phew, thanks goodness!
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                  • 55
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                    • Mar 2006
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                    #10
                    Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

                    Originally posted by BurghFan
                    Oh brother! Wonder if the guy ever read "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allen Poe?
                    That was immediately what popped into my head as well.

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                    • Beantown
                      #DoYourJob
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 31523

                      #11
                      Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

                      Originally posted by Blzer
                      Phew, thanks goodness!
                      Jigsaw would make you say it.

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                      • dickey1331
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                        • Sep 2009
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                        #12
                        Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

                        wtf? why would you do that? There are very strange people in Europe.
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                        • Buckeyes_Doc
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                          • Jan 2009
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                          #13
                          Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

                          Originally posted by dickey1331
                          wtf? why would you do that? There are very strange people in Europe.
                          There are strange people eveywhere. Especially Alaska, where the moose are more sane then some of the people.
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                          • dickey1331
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                            • Sep 2009
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Buckeyes_Doc
                            There are strange people eveywhere. Especially Alaska, where the moose are more sane then some of the people.
                            LOL you got that right.


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                            • slickdtc
                              Grayscale
                              • Aug 2004
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                              #15
                              Re: Man seals off cellar, traps himself.

                              How exactly do you go about doing this? At what point do you realize, oh ****, I need to be on the other side of this wall or else I'm going to be trapped down here.

                              Definitely more to this story...
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