How crazy is this?

[NDAlum]

Re: How crazy is this?

WOW! This is eerily similar to a situation that happened to me. I dated this chic my junior and senior year of HS and we both went to Kent State. It was about a month into our first semester there that she dumped me for another guy. A few weeks later she was was shooting heroine and doing God knows what else. The dude dumps her and she comes to me to cry on my shoulder.

Now here is the best part....One night my buddy and a few other guys were getting ready to go out and we were in the parking lot and she pulls up with a friend of hers and come over to me all messed up and crying asking if we could talk. Then I laid the hammer down. I said "you had it made with me. And you threw it away, so stay out of my life bitch". Then we pulled away and partied our asses off.

Never spoke to her again after that. Last I heard she married some 50 something year old dude with 4 kids and she has 4 of her own and works at a dairy queen.

So the moral of the story is...***N!

Haha awesome girl!

[Trevytrev11]

Re: How crazy is this?

I'll see what I can do.

Patiently refreshing the page every 5 seconds to see if anything pops up in my notifications.

[BlueNGold]

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Patiently refreshing the page every 5 seconds to see if anything pops up in my notifications.

*Puts name down on the list*

[Buckeyes_Doc]

Re: How crazy is this?

You should do it like Dave Chapelle. Pretend you want to get back with her, get her all excited, take her out or something then leave her as you're laughing hysterically.

[dan_457]

Re: How crazy is this?

You should do it like Dave Chapelle. Pretend you want to get back with her, get her all excited, take her out or something then leave her as you're laughing hysterically.

The whole skit is surprisingly appropriate to the situation too.


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[CMH]

Re: How crazy is this?

"I didn't get a divorce. We happy as hell!" Hahaha.

[jvalverde88]

Re: How crazy is this?

"I don't know about you but I want some donuts"

"How many squirrels must die for you to look fly?"

[Stroehms]

Re: How crazy is this?

WOW! This is eerily similar to a situation that happened to me. I dated this chic my junior and senior year of HS and we both went to Kent State. It was about a month into our first semester there that she dumped me for another guy. A few weeks later she was was shooting heroine and doing God knows what else. The dude dumps her and she comes to me to cry on my shoulder.

Now here is the best part....One night my buddy and a few other guys were getting ready to go out and we were in the parking lot and she pulls up with a friend of hers and come over to me all messed up and crying asking if we could talk. Then I laid the hammer down. I said "you had it made with me. And you threw it away, so stay out of my life bitch". Then we pulled away and partied our asses off.

Never spoke to her again after that. Last I heard she married some 50 something year old dude with 4 kids and she has 4 of her own and works at a dairy queen.

So the moral of the story is...***N!

BAM! That's awesome!

I have a story too. Sorry OP.

My ex and I dated for a year and 6 months and she decided that she wanted a "break". I was so hurt and just hopeless for about two weeks. And then she comes back begging and I see this side of her that I've never seen before. Coming to where I work and crying to me in front of everyone, bringing me food and promises things will change if we get back together.

So I agree but things just weren't the same; I didn't love her anymore. How could she love me and put me through that much pain? Anyways, it took me a few days to figure it all out. I reluctantly agreed to go to the Harry Potter premier with her as "one last chance". But the entire time we are waiting for the movie, she starts the begging and asking of stupid questions (Do you still love me?, Are things gonna go back to normal?, Do you still want to marry me?, etc.).

The movie starts and the questions still continue. I turned to her and said, "Look. Shut up. I'm trying to watch the movie and so is everyone else. I don't want to talk about 'us'. Leave me alone." Then she got up and walked out of the movie and somehow got home (I drove). She was craaaazy.

[SuperBowlNachos]

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Hahaha awesome!
I don't wanna be on this chicks bad side since there is always that chance she goes back to him when he is out of jail(if they catch him). You never know in this ****ed up world.

[CMH]

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Hahaha awesome!
I don't wanna be on this chicks bad side since there is always that chance she goes back to him when he is out of jail(if they catch him). You never know in this ****ed up world.

Good point.

Burn bridges but always give people a chance to think they can rebuild them. That's my motto.

[e0820]

Re: How crazy is this?

WOW this is a crazy story. I would stay away from her until her husband is gone. If he has no problem threatening her and her family - Im sure he has no problem dealing with you if you and impulse girl are together.

Considering she dumped you and married a month later I would write her off unless she is a super model and has billions of dollars, then turn the other cheek.

[CMH]

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Considering she dumped you and married a month later I would write her off unless she is a super model and has billions of dollars, then turn the other cheek and then divorce her for half her money.

Added an addendum.

[Hova57]

Re: How crazy is this?

That's the problem with chicks they always want more or better than what they think they got. so some random dude games their head up thinking she got something real good, til she finds out dude has Norman Bates tendancies

[EnigmaNemesis]

Re: How crazy is this?

That's the problem with chicks they always want more or better than what they think they got. so some random dude games their head up thinking she got something real good, til she finds out dude has Norman Bates tendancies

Truer words have never been spoken...

Thus why they have the saying, "the grass is never greener".