Off Topic 2014

[Bellsprout]

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See it works today because it hasn't been done for a while.

Here. I met my best friend's sister the other day for the first time, she's a bartender, and she carded me because "You look like a third grader".

****ing bitch.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Here. I met my best friend's sister the other day for the first time, she's a bartender, and she carded me because "You look like a third grader".

****ing bitch.

She wants the D.

[ImTellinTim]

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She wants the D.

Just so we're clear you mean the Dwarf.

[BunnyHardaway]

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There's a joke here about Subway girl, BNG, and white chocolate macadamia nut cookies, but I haven't figured out how to formulate it.

God, I'm usually better than this.

When I was in New Orleans, the guy who scanned my ID asked how I was able to skip school to come there, and the bartender referred to me as "Freshman" the entire time I was there.

#babyfaceproblems

[rspencer86]

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Yep, I know the babyface struggle. I've tried to grow some facial hair, but imagine Adam Morrison's 'stache circa 2007, except lighter color and less full, all over my face.



I got carded for a freaking rated-R movie two years ago. I was 26 years old.

[BurghFan]

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When I was 21 I was on a family trip to what was then called 6 Flags Ohio (or something) and I went to three different booths where they try to guess your age or weight to win prizes from my sister and cousins since I knew there was no way they'd ever guess my age. I got 14 twice and 13 once.

[BunnyHardaway]

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Yep, I know the babyface struggle. I've tried to grow some facial hair, but imagine Adam Morrison's 'stache circa 2007, except lighter color and less full, all over my face.



I got carded for a freaking rated-R movie two years ago. I was 26 years old.

Last year I got carded 6 times in 45 minutes at a casino in Atlantic City...I get interrogated hard every time I go to one It was seriously just one floor manager after the other coming up and checking it.

[ImTellinTim]

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I want to ride this.

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[l3ulvl]

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That's a real design for an actual ride? Thing looks amazing.

[ImTellinTim]

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That's a real design for an actual ride? Thing looks amazing.

Opening in Orlando in 2017

[BunnyHardaway]

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Going to be the world's tallest roller coaster when it opens...I've ridden the 3 out of the last 4 rides to hold that claim, can't wait to try this one out.

[NYJets]

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Yep, I know the babyface struggle. I've tried to grow some facial hair, but imagine Adam Morrison's 'stache circa 2007, except lighter color and less full, all over my face.



I got carded for a freaking rated-R movie two years ago. I was 26 years old.

I work in a high school multiple times when I've gone to by food in the cafeteria a cafeteria worker thought I was a student. And I'm 26 as well.

[Chef Matt]

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My nephew met Mariano yesterday. He donated a bunch of stuff to his school and came to personally give it to them and chat with the kids.

Of course the first thing I asked my nephew?

"So did you invite him to our house for dinner on Sunday?"

Yeah, well whatever.

[RockinDaMike]

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Yeah, because that wouldn't be creepy or stalker-ish or anything.

What are you talking about? You really quit after the first try? Weak sauce.

If the girl laughed at his cheesy way to get her then he should be just straight up with her the next time and ask her out.

"Hey sorry about that cheesy way to get your number. I'm glad you laughed though because I'm kicking myself over it. I think your really cute and want to get to know you. I was hoping I can take you out to this restaurant I really like or just go for coffee."



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[Bmore Irish]

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What are you talking about? You really quit after the first try? Weak sauce.

If the girl laughed at his cheesy way to get her then he should be just straight up with her the next time and ask her out.

"Hey sorry about that cheesy way to get your number. I'm glad you laughed though because I'm kicking myself over it. I think your really cute and want to get to know you. I was hoping I can take you out to this restaurant I really like or just go for coffee."



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Agreed to an extent, but if they're laughing and digging it, I say play it off and go all in that night, may not get another shot.

Either way, I can appreciate the cohones it takes to approach a female so randomly. Respect, BnG. That's more than most can say.