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  • 23
    yellow
    • Sep 2002
    • 66469

    #1

    Funny Amazon Reviews

    http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN105S...ustomerReviews
  • Blzer
    Resident film pundit
    • Mar 2004
    • 42549

    #2
    Re: Best TV customer reviews ever Samsung 4K

    Haha, reminds me of these reviews:

    Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60

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    • 23
      yellow
      • Sep 2002
      • 66469

      #3
      Re: Best TV customer reviews ever Samsung 4K

      Originally posted by Blzer
      The first one is like a page long. GOLD!!!!!!!

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      • RockinDaMike
        All Star
        • Feb 2003
        • 9092

        #4
        Re: Best TV customer reviews ever Samsung 4K

        We should probably dedicate this thread to funny reviews. My favorites

        3 Wolves Howling at the moon T shirt (bought this for White Elephant)
        http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-T...3+wolves+shirt

        Horse Head Mask
        http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-.../ref=pd_cp_m_2

        Uranium Ore
        http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uran...ds=Uranium+Ore

        Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
        http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Ba...pr_product_top

        Looking For - Best of David Hasselhoff
        http://www.amazon.com/Looking-For-Be...xp_grid_pt_2_2

        And of course; Unicorn Meat
        http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Thin...ywords=uranium
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        • UWfan206
          Banned
          • Apr 2011
          • 1096

          #5
          Re: Funny Amazon Reviews

          A few funny ones...

          The black levels and color depth on this TV are pretty good for the price. However, the small screen size is a deal breaker. I recommend buying an IMAX theater instead.
          What a great TV. When the decision came down to either sending my kids to college or buying this set, the choice was easy. Now my kids can watch this set when they come home from their McJobs and be happy like me.
          If you are an avid movie goer and love the big screen, stop wasting your money and bring the theater to your home! I mean, you're talking at least $10 a ticket just to get in. And you go to the movies... what... 12,000 times a year? After one year, that is money in your pocket!
          Holy hell where has this TV been my whole life? After selling all non-vital organs on the black market, I was finally able to purchase this beauty and what a great decision it was! I soon realized that the doctor who removed my organs stole a lot more than the vital ones. Now I have a sack attached to me to remove excrement and I can barely walk. Given the cost of the investment, I can safely say that it will pay off ten fold since I can barely leave the couch now.

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          • 23
            yellow
            • Sep 2002
            • 66469

            #6
            Re: Funny Amazon Reviews

            One person made a great point. It's the size of two 55 inch tvs. Why charge a ridiculous price like that when you cab get the same size for what 1800 bucks lol

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            • Blzer
              Resident film pundit
              • Mar 2004
              • 42549

              #7
              Re: Funny Amazon Reviews

              Originally posted by 23
              One person made a great point. It's the size of two 55 inch tvs. Why charge a ridiculous price like that when you cab get the same size for what 1800 bucks lol
              Actually technically it's closer to the size of four 56" TV's.
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              • bigbob
                MVP
                • Sep 2007
                • 10471

                #8
                Re: Funny Amazon Reviews

                Someone has to post the "Pens for Women" one. I'll try and find it unless someone gets it before me.
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                • RockinDaMike
                  All Star
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 9092

                  #9
                  Re: Funny Amazon Reviews

                  Originally posted by bigbob
                  Someone has to post the "Pens for Women" one. I'll try and find it unless someone gets it before me.
                  http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-...ustomerReviews
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                  • CMH
                    Making you famous
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 26203

                    #10
                    Re: Funny Amazon Reviews

                    http://www.amazon.com/calorie-count-...&store=generic

                    We cant get rid of it all, theres to much of it. We tried burning it but it kept multiplying. We eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, but the pile never gets smaller. Our son has turned into pure dehydrated marshmallows. Please, make it stop. Im begging you

                    What are the product dimensions of this case of marshmallows? I need to know if I have a good place to store it. Jun 16, 2013
                    I'm not going to bother to research this , but instead make an assumption and do some math. Let's assume that each marshmallow weighs 1/4 of an ounce and is 5 mm x 5 m x 5mm. That would take 2,560 of these suckers to make 40 pounds. More math using my fake data gives us 32,000 cubic centimeters for the volume they take up, assuming that they're packed perfectly efficiently. So, 31.75 cm on each side, assuming a perfectly cubic box. If you're an average American and don't know what that means, it's a little over a foot.
                    Can I get a calorie count please? I am watching my figure! May 21, 2013
                    I can assure you that watching your figure and buying a 40 pound bag of marshmallows are two entirely exclusive lifestyles.
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                    "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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