Off Topic 2016

[jb12780]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

Sterling Archer.

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[jeremym480]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

The Rescue Rangers, of course

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

They'd never make it. They'd get into some **** with another group on the way to get you.

I'm going with MacGyver.

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If SOA did make it you would wind up with a life-threatening injury and probably wouldn't live past the following 2 episodes.

[Watson]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

How could anyone possibly give a different answer.

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Sterling Archer.

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You'd so die.

[TracerBullet]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

Brock Samson and Shore Leave of the O.S.I.

[redsox4evur]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

You'd so die.

Or get paralyzed at the least.

[roadman]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

The new Jack Bauer, there are better choices, but this one is funny.

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[BDKiiing]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

No question, Walter White. He'd definitely find a way out it somehow.

[TheMatrix31]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

They'd never make it. They'd get into some **** with another group on the way to get you.

I'm going with MacGyver.

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Or they'd just stop and ask each other "you okay?" for no reason or say "JEEEESUS CHRIST" every two seconds instead.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

Or they'd just stop and ask each other "you okay?" for no reason or say "JEEEESUS CHRIST" every two seconds instead.

*camera moves upward from the ground into the sky behind abandoned warehouse - in the distance the roar of motorcycles is heard*

<warehouse int.="">
Hostage: I told you I don't know where the guns are.
Unnamed Ethnic Biker *backhands hostage with butt of gun*
Unnamed Ethnic Biker: I know you're running guns for the Sons. I want my share, too! They ain't the only hombres at this fiesta, bitch.
Hostage: I'm just the goddamned UPS driver!

*cut to pack of bikers speeding down the highway*
Chibs *noticed Jax was visibly shaken when they previously received call about the hostage*: Jax, buddy-boy, are you okay?
Jax: I'll be okay, but goddamnit if those sons of bitches did anything to hurt our (UPS) driver. I wish Opie was here.
Juice: So, who do you think told em about the driver? *eyes shifting side to side - suspiciously*
Jax: We'll worry about that later, Juice. *revs engine and somehow makes bike go faster than they were already going*


*warehouse interior*
Hostage is even bloodier than previous scene.
Close up on bruised hand of Unnamed Ethnic Guy.
UEG: My hand is getting tired of your lying.
Hostage: No. Guns. I...told...you.
UEG: We'll see about that.

*warehouse exterior*
*Sons speed into the parking lot in the front of the warehouse where they are AMBUSHED.
Unnamed Ethnic Bikers swarm from inside the warehouse.
Pistol fire is exchanged with seemingly no Sons getting hurt.
Random UEBs fall down - show bullet riddled bodies*
Jax: JESUS CHRIST!
Tig: How did they know I hadn't been ****ed today?
Bobby: Goddamnit, Jax!

*UEG exits the warehouse with tattered UPS shirt*
UEG: I fear you guys are a moment too late.
Jax: Goddamnit!
*UEG fires pistol but it jams
Jax sprints to UEG and punches him in the face; repeats
Close-up on bloody-fist and UEG body out of focus
Jax: Jesus Christ.
Chibs: GUYS! Get in here quick!

*Jax, Bobby, Juice and Tig run into the warehouse*
<warehouse interior="">
*Jax, Bobby, Tig, and Juice enter warehouse; camera is positioned behind Hostage in chair, with limp arm dripping blood into puddle*
Jax: Jesus Christ!
Bobby: Goddamnit!
Chibs: Jax, you okay?
Jax: Goddamnit those bitches are finally gonna pay. Back to headquarters so we can devise a complex and convoluted scheme that relies on complete luck to execute perfectly.

/scene</warehouse></warehouse>

[l3ulvl]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

That actually sounds like a good episode, don't forget a boring *** slow song at the end

[redsox4evur]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

*camera moves upward from the ground into the sky behind abandoned warehouse - in the distance the roar of motorcycles is heard*

<warehouse int.="">
Hostage: I told you I don't know where the guns are.
Unnamed Ethnic Biker *backhands hostage with butt of gun*
Unnamed Ethnic Biker: I know you're running guns for the Sons. I want my share, too! They ain't the only hombres at this fiesta, bitch.
Hostage: I'm just the goddamned UPS driver!

*cut to pack of bikers speeding down the highway*
Chibs *noticed Jax was visibly shaken when they previously received call about the hostage*: Jax, buddy-boy, are you okay?
Jax: I'll be okay, but goddamnit if those sons of bitches did anything to hurt our (UPS) driver. I wish Opie was here.
Juice: So, who do you think told em about the driver? *eyes shifting side to side - suspiciously*
Jax: We'll worry about that later, Juice. *revs engine and somehow makes bike go faster than they were already going*


*warehouse interior*
Hostage is even bloodier than previous scene.
Close up on bruised hand of Unnamed Ethnic Guy.
UEG: My hand is getting tired of your lying.
Hostage: No. Guns. I...told...you.
UEG: We'll see about that.

*warehouse exterior*
*Sons speed into the parking lot in the front of the warehouse where they are AMBUSHED.
Unnamed Ethnic Bikers swarm from inside the warehouse.
Pistol fire is exchanged with seemingly no Sons getting hurt.
Random UEBs fall down - show bullet riddled bodies*
Jax: JESUS CHRIST!
Tig: How did they know I hadn't been ****ed today?
Bobby: Goddamnit, Jax!

*UEG exits the warehouse with tattered UPS shirt*
UEG: I fear you guys are a moment too late.
Jax: Goddamnit!
*UEG fires pistol but it jams
Jax sprints to UEG and punches him in the face; repeats
Close-up on bloody-fist and UEG body out of focus
Jax: Jesus Christ.
Chibs: GUYS! Get in here quick!

*Jax, Bobby, Juice and Tig run into the warehouse*
<warehouse interior="">
*Jax, Bobby, Tig, and Juice enter warehouse; camera is positioned behind Hostage in chair, with limp arm dripping blood into puddle*
Jax: Jesus Christ!
Bobby: Goddamnit!
Chibs: Jax, you okay?
Jax: Goddamnit those bitches are finally gonna pay. Back to headquarters so we can devise a complex and convoluted scheme that relies on complete luck to execute perfectly.

/scene</warehouse></warehouse>

You should get into TV writing, I hear WWE could use some help.

[Majingir]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

You should get into TV writing, I hear WWE could use some help.

But in order to be eligible, you must have worked in hollywood, failed in hollywood,and have no knowledge of wrestling.

[dickey1331]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

My 10 year high school reunion is this year. They made a Facebook group and I don't even know half of these people. My school was large but small for the area. We graduated about 630 people.

[TripleCrown9]

Re: Off Topic 2016: Electric Boogaloo 27

My 10 year high school reunion is this year. They made a Facebook group and I don't even know half of these people. My school was large but small for the area. We graduated about 630 people.

Christ. We graduated like 75.