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09-30-2011, 06:25 PM
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It's a Great Day for Hockey (NHL 12)
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10-01-2011, 03:04 PM
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Re: It's a Great Day for Hockey (NHL 12)
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10-01-2011, 03:06 PM
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10-01-2011, 03:41 PM
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10-01-2011, 04:35 PM
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Re: It's a Great Day for Hockey (NHL 12)
Preseason Recap "Big news" after the jump. ------------------------- Pens Obliterate Islanders  And Matt Martin as well, even though Max Talbot is a douche LONG ISLAND -- In a rather long, dragged-out game, the Baby Pens defeated the Bridgeport Sound Tigers by a score of 7-0. Leading the charge for the Penguins was Evgeni Malkin, currently rehabbing from tearing both his ACL and MCL, and recently drafted D-man Joe Morrow. Malkin and Morrow combined for 9 points in the game, comprised of 3 goals and 6 assists. Morrow owned two of those goals and assisted thrice, whereas Geno sored twice and also assisted three times. AHL goaltender Brad Thiessen looked spectacular, stopping all 17 shots against him. Luckily, the same can't be said for Evgeni Nabokov, who is apparently playing for the Islanders? When did this happen? ------------------------- Hot Pens Beat Devils  The Devils' leading scorer last year. Also pictured: The Devils' highest paid player PITTSBURGH -- It was a great sight in the CONSOL Energy Center today, as the Penguins defeated the New Jersey Devils in overtime by the score of 3-2. Joe Morrow was impressive today, laying out Ilya Kovalchuk and netting 2 assists. Evgeni Malkin had a new collection of hats as he scored 3 goals. Scott Munroe was average, stopping 20 of the 22 shots the Devils put on net. The post was even better, stopping 3 out of 4 shots against it. ------------------------- Rocking Madison Square Garden That ****ing backhander... Pittsburgh -- Although Malkin was kept away from the goal column, he still found a way to assist on two goals in the Pens 5-2 victory over the New York Rangers. Joe Morrow was also good, hitting the twine two times. The Penguins move to 3-0 on the preseason with this victory, and their final game will be in Philadelphia on the 30th. ------------------------- How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore?  The artist formerly (and currently) known as Prince. Also, Michael Jackson, who is in this picture for no reason. The Penguins have gone undefeated in the preseason after winning the final game against the Philadelphia Flyers by the score of 2-1. Geno scored his final goal of the preseason, to bring his total up to 6, and Brad Thiessen earned the starting job in Wilkes-Barre. Jaromir Jagr, of all people, scored the goal for the Cryers. |
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10-01-2011, 05:48 PM
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Lemieux Laces 'Em Up  Mario is in the best shape of his life Mario Lemieux will come back from retirement yet again, announcing that he has signed a one-year, $5.66 million contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins organization. Lemieux, 44, stepped into a time machine which ended up making him 17. However, he landed in an alternate universe where he is also in 2011, so that's that. With the second highest point-per-game total in NHL history, Ray Shero believes that the acquisition of Lemieux will improve the current team. "Mario Lemieux was one of the best, if not the best, player in hockey history. Some have called him the most athletic person to ever step on the ice, and he has continued his career in a Penguins uniform." |
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10-02-2011, 06:33 PM
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Smilin' Like a Butcher's Dog Mario Lemieux is teabagging the entire league, leading the goal race Mario Lemieux has played a role in 17 of the Penguins' 43 goals this season, scoring 11 and assisting on 6. That really is quite impressive for a 45 year old (soon to be 46, he actually turned 46 today IRL) who hasn't played competitive hockey since December of 2005, let alone a 45 year old man who hasn't played competitive hockey in 6 years AND has basically no vertebrae in his back. Sadly, Super Mario's **** return hasn't helped the Penguins to a 13-0-0 start, as the defense has struggled after Paul Martin broke his rib during the 7th game of the season, and he will not be back until early December. Joe Morrow, who looked extremely impressive during his 7-game taste of the NHL, was sent down after the game. On this, Ray Shero commented, "Joe [Morrow] is an incredible hockey player who we believe will improve with some seasoning in the CHL. He showed us the is a competent NHLer during his short stint here, but we sent him back to Portland because we feel that he cannot develop to his potential while playing third pairing minutes." ------------------------------------------------------------
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-------------------- Transaction news: 10/13/11 NY Rangers claim LW Matt Cooke off waivers from Pittsburgh 10/19/11 Ottawa signs free agent C Jeremy Roenick to a 1-year contract 10/20/11 Pittsburgh trades G Mattias Modig to Montreal in exchange for a 7th round draft pick in the upcoming draft 10/21/11 Colorado signs free agent C Steve Yzerman to a 1-year contract 10/22/11 Ottawa signs free agent RW Gordie Howe to a 1-year contract 10/30/11 Pittsburgh signs prospect G Patrick Ehelechner to an entry level deal -------------------- Lines Sidney Crosby - Mario Lemieux - James Neal Steve Sullivan - Evgeni Malkin - Chris Kunitz Pascal Dupuis - Jordan Staal - Tyler Kennedy Arron Asham - Richard Park - Craig Adams Steve MacIntyre Mark Letestu Brooks Orpik - Kris Letang Boris Valabik - Zbynek Michalek Deryk Engelland - Ben Lovejoy Matt Mistakanen Marc-Andre Fleury Brent Johnson ---------------------- Upcoming Schedule
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