From Russia with Love

[goosedennis]

So over the weekend I was playing NHL 12 and getting my stats ready when suddenly my XBOX froze. I called MS and while on the phone with a rep, he got the RROD fixed. However, my HD was wiped clear.

Anyways, this is the career of Nail Yakupov.

[goosedennis]

Beaulieu Gives Nail To-Do List

Sarnia Sting coach Jacques Beaulieu has given star player Nail Yakupov his to-do list for the upcoming season, and our spies have sneaked a copy of it.

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Dear Nail,

It is with my best wishes that you may reach these goals that I have defined for you. I want you to assist on at least 24 goals -- if you do not reach this goal, we will be very disappointed. We also expect you to record 28 points in the upcoming season. Once again, we will be disappointed if you do not reach this goal. We want to see you shoot the puck about 66 times this year. It would be great if you did, but you shouldn't lose much sleep if you don't have 66 shots by the end of the year. We really want you to score 9 goals this season, but your performance as a player will not seem less if you score 8.

Best regards,

Jacques Beaulieu
Head coach, Sarnia Sting.
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Not quite sure why the Sting only want him to score 4 goals.

[bthomp05]

Interesting, will follow.