M13 KILLER SLIDERS FOR OFFLINE CCM... GUARANTEED CPU RUN GAME

[MarketingWiz]

************FYI: REPOST FROM YESTERDAY*************



DRUMMMMMMMROLLL, PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHLLLLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HEY MY BRUDDA FROM ANUDDA MUDDA.....CUE ME SOME OLD SKOOL, BEASTIE BOYS.....

(BEAT BOX BEGINS TO BOOM SOME SKULL CRUSHING BASS)


I'm not the type of person who likes to waste my time
And when I'm on the mic I just say my rhymes
Because I'm out on bail the check is in the mail
They can sentence me to life but I won't go to jail
I'm cool calm collected from class I was ejected
Just me, Mike D., and M.C.A. we're rarely disrespected
I got all the time that I need to kill
What's the time? it's time to get ill

You been fully captivated by that funky a.ss bass
Your girlfriend screams when M.C.A.'s in the place
He stumbles in the room with the Chivas in his hand
Cold chillin' on the spot at the microphone stand
I'd have the pedal to the metal if I had a car
But I'm chiller with the Miller cold coolin' at the bar
I can drink a quart of Monkey and still stand still
What's the time? it's time to get ill

Went outside my house I went down to the deli
I spent my last dime to refill my fat belly
I got rhymes galime I got rhymes galilla
And I got more rhymes than Phillis Diller
M.C.A. takes a stand man you're in command
Homeboy, turn it out and don't give a damn
My name is M.C.A. I've got a license to kill
What's the time? it's time to get ill

Riding down the block with my box in my hand
Today I feel like chillin' just as chill as I can
Coolin' on the corner with a forty of O.E.
'Cause me and M.C.A. we're down with Mike D.
When I run a jam I don't give a damn
When I'm throwing bass I say, "Thank you ma'am."
Fuel injected, rhyme connected running things
I'm the King Adrock and I'm the king of all kings
I'm looking for a spot things are gettin' hot
I'm M.C.A., I'm here to stay and you sir, are not
Oh no, it could not be it's such a sight to see
It's such a trip you're on my tip so listen to Mike D.
My work is my play cause I'm playing when I work
My name's Mike D., as you can see and I can dot the jerk
M.C.A., Adrock, Mike D. - it's chill
What's the time? it's time to get ill

credit: Beastie "freakin'" Boys

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They are here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No promises, I mean after all, I am not Romney the Clown, but a little hunch tells me that this V.2 beta slider set will ROCK YOUR 'NADS like no set of sliders has THUS far (sheeeeeesh, i should be writing commercials, oh wait, I do....)....



LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.....





THE GOSPEL OF MADDEN v.2 BETA SLIDERS

Game Options
Skill Level	All-Pro
Quarter Length	15 minutes; 12 seconds (accelerated clock)
Game Speed	Slow
Injuries	30
Fatigue	65
Threshold	60
Penalties
Off-sides	90
False Start	70
Holding	54
Face Mask	54
Def Pass Int	50
Off Pass Int	50
Punt Catch Int	0
Clipping	1
Int Grounding	50
Roughing Pass	53
Roughing Kick	99
Auto Subs (QB)	Out	In
QB	Default	Default
RB	Default	Default
WR	Default	Default
FB	Default	Default
OL	Default	Default
DT	Default	Default
DE	Default	Default
LB	Default	Default
CB	Default	Default
S	Default	Default
	(Human) (CPU)
QB Accuracy	6 7
Pass Block	0 40
WR Catch	45 45
Broken Tackle	0 95
Run Block	0 100
Fumbles	7 7
Pass Reaction	50 15
Interceptions	50 55
Pass Rush	50 60
Rush Reaction	0 100
Block Shedding	0 100
Tackling	5 100
Special Teams
FG Power	65
FG Accuracy	44
Punt Power	60
Punt Accuracy	70
Kickoff Power	43

THERE ARE FEW HOUSE RULES, BUT I WILL HOLD OFF ON SHARING THEM UNTIL I GET SOME RAW FEEDBACK FROM YOU PEEPS FIRST....



suck it!




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Instructions for the Beta testers of the Gospel of Madden V.2 Slider Set

The following are things that I want feedback on:

1) Total # of plays after a complete game with these exact sliders

2) Track the mix of runs and passes used by the CPU

3) Track penalties

4) Track cheese fumbles..... Memo to all MENSAS: Carrying the rock only with one hand and not "wrapping up" when about to get popped, or having a QB get creamed by a linebacker at full speed, or getting blindsided as a runner, DO NOT CONSTITUTE as cheese fumbles.... These type of fumbles happen EVERY SUNDAY, watch an NFL game if you must.... IF you are getting to many fumbles, you are not properly carrying the damn rock! I average 1 maybe two fumbles a game with these settings.... HOWEVER, if I am careless, I lose the rock, plain and simple.... With these sliders, YOU ARE REWARDED if you know how to plaster the runner with the ball properly

5) Track completion rates for ELITE QB's vs. MEDIOCRE QB's.... And for RB's, track their YPC and total number of carries....

6) Make sure that "arm tackles" do not bring down the ball carrier, and a BEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSST ball carrier better be brought down by a posse' and not some scrawny CB using a hand tackle to the thigh....

7) BIG HITS better cause drops or fumbles, 'enuff said

8) Track how often the CPU runnin' game busts a nut on you

9) Track total number of cheese interceptions .... Bad decisions or pressure throws that turn into INT's are not cheese

10) Track the length of punts by boomers like Lechler of the 'Faiders, and the length and accuracy by elite mules like Gostkowski of the Pats....


Always play at least 4 COMPLETE games, and ALWAYS HAVE A NOTEPAD BY YOUR SIDE TO JOT DOWN "ODDITIES" THAT SEEM TO RECUR MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, or SIMPLY JOT DOWN YOUR IDEAS, THOUGHTS, OR SIMPLY A NEW COCKTAIL DRINK YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE....




You did want to beta test these bad boys didn't you? Well get to it bud.....

This list may grow as feedback comes back on this update....

[MarketingWiz]

Quote: Originally Posted by Pharaoh_Status

does anyone know why when i put the sliders in on my offline ccm and save them and then exit out to play some play now or after i played a game or two in the offline ccm when i load the ccm back up and go to the sliders theyre reset back to default settings? this is very annoying

Weird bro..... This has never happened to me.... Are you sure that you are in offline ccm?

Usually when I start an offline ccm, I am asked if I want to be a Coach or Player, and then I am taken to a screen where I manually set a bunch of other options..... Well in this screen, YOU MUST MAKE SURE that you ALLOW the commissioner, that is you on offline ccm, to be able to make slider adjustments.... If you do not set it this way, this could be reason for your dilemma... dunno....

[atc43]

Ill post what I came up with after my first game shortly!

[Pharaoh_Status]

Quote: Originally Posted by MarketingWiz

Weird bro..... This has never happened to me.... Are you sure that you are in offline ccm? Usually when I start an offline ccm, I am asked if I want to be a Coach or Player, and then I am taken to a screen where I manually set a bunch of other options..... Well in this screen, YOU MUST MAKE SURE that you ALLOW the commissioner, that is you on offline ccm, to be able to make slider adjustments.... If you do not set it this way, this could be reason for your dilemma... dunno....

yea i made sure i did that, i do the sliders but everytime i come back to the ccm they reset to 50. idk why

[MarketingWiz]

Quote: Originally Posted by Pharaoh_Status

yea i made sure i did that, i do the sliders but everytime i come back to the ccm they reset to 50. idk why

Bizarrrrrrrrrrrooooo..... Dunnnooooo

[atc43]

Okay I got my *** Handed to me!

Q 1 2 3 4 Final

KC 0 3 0 7 10 (USER)

SD 7 3 21 10 41


Total Off. Rush Pass #OF Plays
SD 397 131 266 65(27Pass-38Run)

KC 274 67 207 50(31Pass-19Run)



The 1stDown & 2ndDown run glitch was in full effect at the beginning of the game but seemed to go away in the second half. CPU Seemed to call more agressive plays when they went up?? Rivers went 17-27 62% and get this 5 TDs no INTs! Remember most of this was in the second half. Ryan Matthews had 33 Carries for 109 yds 3.3 avg not bad but not great which is okay(Ronnie Brown 4Car 20yds). Eddie Royal was constantly behind my defense 7catches 163yds 3TDs. He would have had 4 but it was called back due to an Illegal Touching Penalty which was pretty damn cool.

On to my side of the ball I was sacked 2 times and had 5 turnovers, 3 of which came in my own territory! I went 17-31 54% 221 yds 1 TD 3INTs with Cassel. Two of the picks were bad judgement on my part but the third id chock up to the pass slider being so low. Might raise it up slightly(8?) and drop CPU INT a little bit(50). The other two Turnovers were fumbles. One by Cassel while in the pocket and the other by my TE Boss who went over the middle and was hit by Bigby. Jamaal Charles had 18Car 69yds 3.8avg. Couldnt really use him as much I planned because I was playing catch up. My Recievers had 4 drops combined(2 by Bowe). May raise catching slightly(48?). Cpu only had 2 so thats fine where it is. Penalties were pretty good too had a couple drive killing holds and false starts while playing!

Defensively I only had 1 sack so I may raise pass rush or lower CPU pass block. A few of the TD passes Rivers threw, my DBs could have made plays on but chose to almost just watch the play happen...so i may raise my Pass Reaction(60?).

Thats pretty much it these sliders are amazing so far and ill continue posting my findings in here for ya bud!

EDIT: BTW any changes you would suggest if I wanted to change my game speed to very slow? I definitely enjoyed slow, but Ive always played on very slow and would like to try this set on that.

[MarketingWiz]

Quote: Originally Posted by atc43

Okay I got my *** Handed to me! Q 1 2 3 4 Final KC 0 3 0 7 10 (USER) SD 7 3 21 10 41 Total Off. Rush Pass #OF Plays SD 397 131 266 65(27Pass-38Run) KC 274 67 207 50(31Pass-19Run) The 1stDown & 2ndDown run glitch was in full effect at the beginning of the game but seemed to go away in the second half. CPU Seemed to call more agressive plays when they went up?? Rivers went 17-27 62% and get this 5 TDs no INTs! Remember most of this was in the second half. Ryan Matthews had 33 Carries for 109 yds 3.3 avg not bad but not great which is okay(Ronnie Brown 4Car 20yds). Eddie Royal was constantly behind my defense 7catches 163yds 3TDs. He would have had 4 but it was called back due to an Illegal Touching Penalty which was pretty damn cool. On to my side of the ball I was sacked 2 times and had 5 turnovers, 3 of which came in my own territory! I went 17-31 54% 221 yds 1 TD 3INTs with Cassel. Two of the picks were bad judgement on my part but the third id chock up to the pass slider being so low. Might raise it up slightly(8?) and drop CPU INT a little bit(50). The other two Turnovers were fumbles. One by Cassel while in the pocket and the other by my TE Boss who went over the middle and was hit by Bigby. Jamaal Charles had 18Car 69yds 3.8avg. Couldnt really use him as much I planned because I was playing catch up. My Recievers had 4 drops combined(2 by Bowe). May raise catching slightly(48?). Cpu only had 2 so thats fine where it is. Penalties were pretty good too had a couple drive killing holds and false starts while playing! Defensively I only had 1 sack so I may raise pass rush or lower CPU pass block. A few of the TD passes Rivers threw, my DBs could have made plays on but chose to almost just watch the play happen...so i may raise my Pass Reaction(60?). Thats pretty much it these sliders are amazing so far and ill continue posting my findings in here for ya bud!

FRICKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Aren't you glad that M13 is now going to be a challenge to beat? No more "gimme" wins .... Studs play like studs, and smash hits deliver dropped balls and fumbles!!!

This is not Roger Goodell's NFL baby, this is oLd sKoOl grill smashing, concussion delivering FOOOOOOOOOT-FRICKING -BAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL...

Man you got me PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMPED, I feel like slipping on my old school football helmet (all leather and looks like something out of the movie Fargo) and smashing some skulls!!!!!

The Sabols ( .... "I am not worthy") are looking down from the heavens above and giving me a big THUMBS UP for bringing back smash mouth football to Madden!!

Comments on your stats:

I am also seeing that the CPU #2 RB seems to get better YPC numbers than the #1 starter... Did you try to stop the run and/or were you the Mad Blitzer, I mean how did Rivers thrash your secondary so hard?

[stoptheman10]

Alright well the 2nd game I played was verryy different from the 1st lol

Bears(Hum)- 44 vs Colts(CPU) - 7

Bears
Total Offense - 464
Rushing - 152
Passing - 312
TO's - 2(1 int, 1 Fum)
Penalties - 2-20
Poss: 36:07

Colts
Total Offense - 399
Rushing 112
Passing - 174
TO's - 2(2 Int)
Penalties - 3-30
Poss: 23:53

Forte - 32 Att 134 yds
Brown - 16 att 42 yds
Cutler - 18-36 312 yds 3 td 1 int
Luck - 21-32 206 yds 2 int

Stats seemed to be more realistic. I was able to get some good yards with forte. I didn't really change much though except more inside runs. The CPU seems to have a tough time getting passes of more than 10 or 15 yards. I don't know if the Colts are just bad or what but I just seemed to be able to dominate in this game, they got their only touchdown late in the 4th quarter.