WOW! Hey! Look everybody!
This is new!
I can't believe it! There's an ESPN fan over here venting in the Madden forums. This is indeed completely unprecedented! I for one am shocked!
I mean.. hmmm... when was the last time I saw such a thing here???
Oh wait! I know! I saw something similar in the last TWENTY or so Madden threads I read in the past half hour!
I think because this is becoming the latest trend in EA ***** posting, that at least- for our sake- the ESPN fan making the post should endeavor to be more entertaining and more innovative in trying to grab our attention. You know- set their post apart from the 200 others giving a similar message. Then we could rate them on a "Flame Post Novelty Scale".
Examples of posts that would really grab us and keep us glued:
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But those are just some examples. I just wish that when people like that post, they would at least be INNOVATIVE (like ESPN..) and try to grab our attention with some BETTER PRESENTATION and comic value. At least entertain us if you are gonna try to annoy us. Then, we'll rate each post on a three tiered system. (A 1-10 rating for sheer whineyness, another 1-10 rating for shock-value, and another 1-10 rating for potential comic brilliance.)
I mean, seriously- if you are gonna post that kind of stuff like GTheorenHobbes did, at least make it stand out and try to amuse and enlighten us. Otherwise, we have to read about 800 iterations of "I hate EA and will never buy any of their games again" over and over again. I mean, think of us for once- will ya? It takes a mental toll on the average reader. So If you are gonna post and be a Madden/EA *****, at least endeavor to entertain us with your witty prose and amusing anecdotes, and shocking declarations of 2K brand loyalty.
I mean, is it too much to ask? Stuff like "EA can burn in hell" is just so... so... overused... so "yesterday's ***** post".
We're just asking for a little consideration here. At least try to dazzle us.
Thank you
Quietcool72