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skudplayr · 06-06-2009, 12:06 AM

Yeah, when it first came out a few years ago (Madden 07) people thought it might have actually been him. But, alas, it was a gag.

achain · 06-06-2009, 12:06 AM

Pretty damn funny stuff. I hope Ethan reads it at some point. I can't stop laughing.

skudplayr · 06-06-2009, 12:09 AM

Even better was the fact that he made the pro-bowl that year as a long snapper. So who got the last laugh there, eh?

PlatooN · 06-06-2009, 12:10 AM

omfg, i wish i could quote some of that..WOW good stuff!!!

skudplayr · 06-06-2009, 12:18 AM

"Well f me sideways with a lunchbox" was the one that had me rolling the most.

Kingspadee · 06-06-2009, 12:23 AM

Ethan never wrote that. It was always a joke - and as a Redskin fan I must say LONG LIVE THE RED SNAPPER!

Buke14 · 06-06-2009, 02:14 AM

This was def. my favorite part.

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Originally Posted by Ethan Albright


	The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my a**.

06-06-2009, 12:06 AM	#17
skudplayr Pro OVR: 7 Join Date: Jun 2003	Re: Next Ethan Albright? Yeah, when it first came out a few years ago (Madden 07) people thought it might have actually been him. But, alas, it was a gag.

06-06-2009, 12:06 AM	#18
achain Rookie OVR: 7 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fargo, ND	Re: Next Ethan Albright? Pretty damn funny stuff. I hope Ethan reads it at some point. I can't stop laughing.

06-06-2009, 12:09 AM	#19
skudplayr Pro OVR: 7 Join Date: Jun 2003	Re: Next Ethan Albright? Even better was the fact that he made the pro-bowl that year as a long snapper. So who got the last laugh there, eh?

06-06-2009, 12:10 AM	#20
PlatooN GO PACK GO OVR: 17 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 723	Re: Next Ethan Albright? omfg, i wish i could quote some of that..WOW good stuff!!! __________________ __________________________________________ you're not feeling me? Fine; it cost you nothing - pay me no mind __________________________________________

06-06-2009, 12:18 AM	#21
skudplayr Pro OVR: 7 Join Date: Jun 2003	Re: Next Ethan Albright? "Well f me sideways with a lunchbox" was the one that had me rolling the most.

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06-06-2009, 12:23 AM	#22
Kingspadee Banned OVR: 14 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Virginia	Re: Next Ethan Albright? Ethan never wrote that. It was always a joke - and as a Redskin fan I must say LONG LIVE THE RED SNAPPER!

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