USER/PROFILE stats for offline play M.I.A.?

[BADOW757]

I just beat my buddy down twice and we both know it took place but I can't find the stat page for offline games to see it etched in stone. I know where it is for online play but I can't locate the stat tracking system that used to be in place for when you were just playing games offline with your buddies or against the computer.

[MeanMrMustard]

I'm really not sure there's any way to access profile stats or even create new ones. When I looked to try to change the name (the one they created for me automatically had an annoying underscore in it) all I could do was change the profile, which, conveniently, only gave me the option of changing to the current one, since of course I still can't figure out how to create a new one.

I'm perplexed by this. Am I missing something obvious?