hilarious email supposedly from an nfl player to john madden

[Guggy107]

http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/page/5/

something tells me this isnt real, but its friggin hilarious nonetheless. i had tears in my eyes i was laughing so hard.

[2Koalition]

i read that somewhere before and i believe it is infact real

[Bulldogs78]

lol this cracked me the **** up

Quote:

I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ***. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a ****ing lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a ********, uncoordinated, *****-*** ****wad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.

this is the subject in hand



This guy is a comedic genius

[ChampN252]

I dam near fell out the chair when I read his part on awareness. I believe this is real. Those guys take their ratings seriously.

[JohnnyNutman]

hahha i couldnt stop laughing. i remember that game & how low rated he was. it's cos he's a long snapper & there really isnt many ratings for them.

[JohnnyNutman]

Quote: Originally Posted by ChampN252

I dam near fell out the chair when I read his part on awareness. I believe this is real. Those guys take their ratings seriously.

i think it was obviously fake when he called his son ugly.

[Sanchez_Mareno]

Old but its still funny

[OJsakila]

no way thats legit....an NFL player could NEVER be bright enough to write a letter like that.. obviously a hoax..