According to Madden Tim Tebow is tougher than Chuck Norris

[DaveDQ]

This is why I want Madden's customization in create a player to be more robust. To counter Tebow, I shall create Chuck Norris, the defensive lineman. All of Tebow's passes will be round house kicked at the line of scrimmage.

[Maelstrom-XIII]

Quote: Originally Posted by DaveDQ

This is why I want Madden's customization in create a player to be more robust. To counter Tebow, I shall create Chuck Norris, the defensive lineman. All of Tebow's passes will be round house kicked at the line of scrimmage.

And Chuck Norris' beard shall be the Strong Safety. WR shall regret coming across the middle on slants...Fear the Beard!

[ChampN252]

Quote: Originally Posted by darlon

Tebow is a disciple of Jesus. Now Jesus may walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

That was a good one

[GreenReign86]

Chuck Norris could beat the Lions by him self, so no, I don't think Tebow is tougher then an entire football team.

[jeremym480]

[wheelman990]

Man, thats some funny stuff right there. a 98 toughness rating, and hes never played a nfl game in his life.

Guess everyone knows college players are tougher the nfl players. Hes got to be a 98 I suppose.

My favorite comment under the blog was


"so white people are tougher, but black people have more swagger."


Nice job EA!

[tehBomBthreat]

No your all wrong. Chuck Norris made that tackle in super bowl 34 vs the titans to stop the drive one yard short. Chuck Norris was the angels in the outfield. You guys dont even know Chuck Norris helped the titans win the state championship -_- How can TIm Physco be tougher than him?

[IlluminatusUIUC]

Quote: Originally Posted by GreenReign86

Chuck Norris could beat the Lions by him self,

Not the Detroit Lions, he can beat a pack of savage African Lions.