10-16-2013, 09:53 AM
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Re: Kotaku Bashes Next-Gen Madden Footage - "It Looks Terrible"
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OVERHEARD AT TIBURON STUDIOS:
EA Suit: Charlie, we need to talk, have you seen this Kotaku article?? They're saying next gen Madden looks terrible. I gave you guys the green light to make the greatest football simulation ever, I told you to start from the ground up, no expenses spared, what's going on??
Charlie: Well that's kind of the problem boss, we've got this new whiz kid Jimmy and he took the whole "ground up" thing a bit too literally.
EA Suit: What do you mean?
Charlie: The kid started with the grass, he rendered every blade of grass for every stadium individually, it's really quite amazing but it's been a tax on our memory resources, and it's become a problem trying to add anything else new to the game.
EA Suit: You're kidding me right? EVERY blade of grass?? I wanted 50,000 new animations not 5 million blades of grass, bring this Jimmy in here NOW!
Charlie: Take it easy on him boss, the kid is dedicated, he's been working 18 hour days and refuses to take overtime, he's tremendously talented, he's just new, we told him to go to work on the grass and he just went off to the races, there's no stopping this kid, he's a horse.
EA Suit: Jimmy, we appreciate your hard work, and I have to admit the grass does look phenomenal, but apparently it's a memory hog and we can't do anything to fix the gameplay. Is there a way around this? Can we free up some memory on the grass, maybe make it a little less detailed? Maybe render every other blade or even every third blade of grass?
Jimmy: I, I apologize sir, once I got going on the grass...
EA Suit: Jimmy, level with me, how much memory did you use for the grass on the PS4?
Jimmy: 7.62 of the 8.0 available, but --
EA Suit: WHAAATTT!!! 7.62, you have to be kidding me! How many new animations can we fit in for the gameplay???
Jimmy: 3
EA Suit: Are you freaking kidding me? 3 new animations! Operation Sports is going to tear this game a new one, you've got to delete the grass renders and free up this memory NOW!
Charlie: This is what I'm trying to tell you boss, Jimmy didn't understand how we do it here and he used the "Master Save" on the code and we can't go back, if we go back we have to start from scratch after every master save, master saves are saved in stone.
EA Suit: Jimmy get out of my sight, Charlie how can this happen and how is this game even going to run on the Xbox One??
Charlie: Boss, we already cut the framerate in half on the Xbox One version, we're at our limit, we can't fit another cleat in the Xbox One version.
EA Suit: Well, Charlie this is a fine mess we've gotten into, how are we going to market this game now??
Charlie: I've been thinking about this and maybe we can just trump up the grass, really hype it, talk about "every blade" yada yada. You know the casual fan if he hears every blade of grass has been rendered for the game he will just assume that that kind of attention to detail has spread throughout the whole game if we're that thorough about the grass.
EA Suit: Oh well, we are where we are Charlie, I guess we're stuck kid, let's run with the "every blade" theme, it's kind of growing on me.
Charlie: Thanks boss, we'll make it work.
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