I usually root for the (redacted) to win the Super Bowl. I root for the AFC most years. They are a model organization and team.
But as I watched the Chiefs beat my team basically every year since Mahomes came in (one game being the exception), I came to this realization:
My team stinks. The Chiefs are really good.
It’s hatin’ time!
Cause if there is one thing America hates, it is a winner that wins for a longer period than is respectful. Houston Astros, (and sorry, I don't know the NBA)
Patrick Mahomes is the next Joe Montana? Please. Joe Montana won a Super Bowl by driving the length of the field and throwing a TD pass. Mahomes drives into FG range and then runs off the field to let the kicker win the game for him. Pansy.
Don't get me started on Taylor Swift stealing the show most of the time.
Then there is Chiefs Head Coach Andy Reid standing on the sideline in a hooded sweatshirt like he’s auditioning for a role in 8 Mile Part Two along with really sharp Nike tennis shoes. Doofus.
Rice, Toney, Valdes, Scandling, Hardman Jr, Watson-whoever. If a KC WR came up to you and mugged you in broad daylight, would you be able to pick them out of a lineup? No. Losers.
Speaking of muggings, the Chiefs offense does more grabbing than a roomful of drunken Navy pilots at a Tailhook convention without ever being called for holding. Overrated.
And look at the way they cut WR Josh Gordon right before the start of a last season. A cruel, cold-hearted, corporate decision.
And the usage of offensive players on defense, and defensive players on offense. How cute, in a "look at us, we’re geniuses!", manner. Showboaters.
And how many Chiefs fans actually come from Kansas City (editors note - aside from Ted Lasso, probably all of them)? You see them from strange places, like Memphis, TN. Frontrunning bandwagoners.
So join in everyone! It is time to start the hate!
But as I watched the Chiefs beat my team basically every year since Mahomes came in (one game being the exception), I came to this realization:
My team stinks. The Chiefs are really good.
It’s hatin’ time!
Cause if there is one thing America hates, it is a winner that wins for a longer period than is respectful. Houston Astros, (and sorry, I don't know the NBA)
Patrick Mahomes is the next Joe Montana? Please. Joe Montana won a Super Bowl by driving the length of the field and throwing a TD pass. Mahomes drives into FG range and then runs off the field to let the kicker win the game for him. Pansy.
Don't get me started on Taylor Swift stealing the show most of the time.
Then there is Chiefs Head Coach Andy Reid standing on the sideline in a hooded sweatshirt like he’s auditioning for a role in 8 Mile Part Two along with really sharp Nike tennis shoes. Doofus.
Rice, Toney, Valdes, Scandling, Hardman Jr, Watson-whoever. If a KC WR came up to you and mugged you in broad daylight, would you be able to pick them out of a lineup? No. Losers.
Speaking of muggings, the Chiefs offense does more grabbing than a roomful of drunken Navy pilots at a Tailhook convention without ever being called for holding. Overrated.
And look at the way they cut WR Josh Gordon right before the start of a last season. A cruel, cold-hearted, corporate decision.
And the usage of offensive players on defense, and defensive players on offense. How cute, in a "look at us, we’re geniuses!", manner. Showboaters.
And how many Chiefs fans actually come from Kansas City (editors note - aside from Ted Lasso, probably all of them)? You see them from strange places, like Memphis, TN. Frontrunning bandwagoners.
So join in everyone! It is time to start the hate!
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