It's a tough time to be a red
With a midfield
Of McFred
Out of left field
We signed Ronaldo
As weak teams yield
In big games he's Waldo
Remember Sanchez?
He was awful
500K a week?
Almost unlawful
Jesse Lingard
He's still here
The future of United
For the last 10 years
What about Paul?
Supposed to be a GOAT
Turned out to be a donkey
He don't float
He sinks, like Pompey
Phil Jones
Big nose
On the bench he sits
With 100k a week and a first aid kit
De Gea he saved us
From many a loss
But also like Jesus
He's afraid of a cross
Lindelof too,
Afraid of a tackle
Plays like a dog
But he's got no hackles
Fernandes, excelling
Great in attack
Someone please tell him
To stay the f**k back
Rashford's a maverick
Maguire's defending
Makes me f**king sick
The problems not ending
A Portuguese failed
A Dutchman too
They were both stale
And crusty as well, ooo!
Our real good players
Went out on loan
The teams got no layers
Just bare bones!
So on we go
Ruining careers
Mata's so slow
Used to be feared
But seriously
What's the answer to the question
I love these guys
I'm just jestin
Our new CEO is making moves
I hope to Jesus this club improves
With a midfield
Of McFred
Out of left field
We signed Ronaldo
As weak teams yield
In big games he's Waldo
Remember Sanchez?
He was awful
500K a week?
Almost unlawful
Jesse Lingard
He's still here
The future of United
For the last 10 years
What about Paul?
Supposed to be a GOAT
Turned out to be a donkey
He don't float
He sinks, like Pompey
Phil Jones
Big nose
On the bench he sits
With 100k a week and a first aid kit
De Gea he saved us
From many a loss
But also like Jesus
He's afraid of a cross
Lindelof too,
Afraid of a tackle
Plays like a dog
But he's got no hackles
Fernandes, excelling
Great in attack
Someone please tell him
To stay the f**k back
Rashford's a maverick
Maguire's defending
Makes me f**king sick
The problems not ending
A Portuguese failed
A Dutchman too
They were both stale
And crusty as well, ooo!
Our real good players
Went out on loan
The teams got no layers
Just bare bones!
So on we go
Ruining careers
Mata's so slow
Used to be feared
But seriously
What's the answer to the question
I love these guys
I'm just jestin
Our new CEO is making moves
I hope to Jesus this club improves
