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  • #1
    andyacecandy
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    • Aug 2009
    • 351

    All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


    Not sure if this has been posted, but a guy from sbnation simmed NBA 2k through the year 2033 and the results are absolutely hilarious.

    In an effort to create the death of the NBA, he makes a draft class consisting of "Doomsday" players who are absolutely awful and have no skills or ratings at all. He loads the draft class into the NBA every season until one by one, all of the NBA players today as we know it, go on to retire... leaving just the doomsday players left.

    In the last year, a game goes into 12 overtimes and the final score is 0-3 hahahaha

    It's kinda long, but well worth the read. Absolutely hilarious.

    In the series finale of NBA Y2K, we bear witness to the slow, miserable death of basketball


    LeBron ends up going to the Lakers, wins a couple more titles and MVPs... while Kobe becomes a journeyman and gets traded to several scrub teams.
    Kevin Durant wins tons of MVP awards but sadly, never wins a ring
    Kyrie Irving becomes the future of the league and the Cavs go onto create a dynasty and Uncle Drew wins multiple MVPs
    Noel and Davis (2 of the league's youngest players) end up being the last remaining original players in the NBA and duke it out in the Eastern Conference Finals.
    Obama ends up being President of the United States for over 20 years... lmao
    Last edited by andyacecandy; 06-12-2014, 12:16 AM.
  • #2
    NothingButCash
    Rookie
    • Nov 2013
    • 64

    Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


    Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

    That was a nice read, very good and very funny!

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    • #3
      XXstormmXX
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      • Aug 2013
      • 1751

      Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


      Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

      I love the part with Obama becoming a dictator :P
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      • #4
        Vni
        Hall Of Fame
        • Sep 2011
        • 14810

        Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


        Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

        That was awesome.

        The Magic are 0-for-193 from the field before Sammy Tentoes hits the game-winning three. Orlando and Denver shoot a combined 1-for-372, or .003. It doesn't matter where they shoot from.
        Lol.

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        • #5
          coopsta007
          Rookie
          • Nov 2010
          • 157

          Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


          Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

          Wow...that was pretty cool. Also, found it eerie reading into the future and seeing all of today's NBA stars retiring.
          Currently Playing: NBA2k23 | PGA Tour 2k23 | MLB The Show 23 | College Football Revamped | March Madness Legacy | NHL 14

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          • #6
            leo2k2ndc
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            • Nov 2007
            • 884

            Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


            Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

            Poor Nerlens Noel
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            • #7
              sryujsryj
              Banned
              • Jun 2014
              • 12

              Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


              Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

              That was a nice read, very good and very funny!

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              • #8
                poughcujiayi
                Just started!
                • Jun 2014
                • 4

                Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


                Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

                very good and very funny!

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                • #9
                  Kodii Rockets
                  I smell sulfur...
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 2672

                  Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


                  Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

                  The NBA is a corpse, but Obama orders it to dance. The President-for-Life decrees that the league shall continue.

                  All is lost.
                  This right here, comedic gold.
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                  • #10
                    Kaanyr Vhok
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                    • Aug 2006
                    • 2248

                    Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


                    Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


                    Did we conquer Mexico and Canada?

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                    • #11
                      neef
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                      • Apr 2007
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                      Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


                      Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

                      Good stuff, thanks for sharing!

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                      • #12
                        Hock
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                        • May 2003
                        • 49

                        Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


                        Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

                        As someone who enjoys simming out seasons to try out "what if" scenarios, this was an absolute gem to read.

                        Had me in stitches laughing.

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                        • #13
                          ondreythegiant
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                          • Sep 2010
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                          Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


                          Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

                          KD won a title in the second year...
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                          • #14
                            BUCKSWEATSHIRT
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                            • Nov 2012
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                            Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)


                            Re: All is lost: the slow death of the NBA (a guy sims through year 2033... lol)

                            Originally posted by ondreythegiant
                            KD won a title in the second year...

                            He probably meant Nerlens Noel


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