Top 7 Major Problems

[jeremym480]

Quote: Originally Posted by jfsolo

A few tips for our friends with the broken sarcasm detectors. 1. The spelling, grammar, and organization of the OP was too good to be from a legitimate Velveeta Master. Cheesers don't "waste" time constructing coherent narratives. 2. There weren't frequent references to "skillz", "manning up", or "taking $ from 'U' chumps" 3. His name isn't "playa", "money", "Kid Nano", or any other tell-tale name. 4. He didn't say "F U" EA even once. Just a few tips from Uncle jf.

Hay wat you talkin bout Willis? Meez gotz madd skillz on dem sticks, U no Yo

[Mr.Wednesday]

Quote: Originally Posted by Son of Sam99

My vote is that the replies are funnier.

QFT

[GetBuff]

Quote: Originally Posted by BRANE23

Hey guys... I'm having major problems in the game this year... 1.) I'm unable to rocket catch it every single time I drop back... They drop it sometimes! What is this? 2.) When I roll out to one side of the field with the fastest QB I can find and then throw it to the exact opposite side of the field, the new camera angle totally throws off my rhythm. Hate it! 3) I like to onsides kick every kick-off and this "sportsmanship" crap is killing me 4.) Same thing for when I'm losing with Ohio State or Florida: because they're the only teams I play with and I quit when I'm losing at halftime. "Sportsmanship" again... 5.) My playbook consists of three plays and the computer is figuring out what I do and stopping me. This is crap! 6.) I don't feel like Florida has enough fast players for me to move to defensive end so I have to create players but I can't use them online!!!! Ugghh!!!! 7.) My favorite teams are OSU and Florida (even though I went to college at Southwest Missouri Technical College of the Arts) and everybody else plays with them online!!! I hate it!!!

I haven't read the other posts and I'm sure I should have but I love the sarcasm right here and I hope you people actually got that from this.

[Mjphillips]

Quote: Originally Posted by C the Lyte

No way dude. Let the idiots keep coming in and making a complete fool of themselves!!!

LOL You are right. I am at work and this thread is sustaining me for now.

[jeremym480]

LOL

[Illustrator76]

Even on this forum I can't believe people actually took this for more than a joke...

[ram124]

Quote: Originally Posted by BRANE23

Hey guys... I'm having major problems in the game this year... 1.) I'm unable to rocket catch it every single time I drop back... They drop it sometimes! What is this? 2.) When I roll out to one side of the field with the fastest QB I can find and then throw it to the exact opposite side of the field, the new camera angle totally throws off my rhythm. Hate it! 3) I like to onsides kick every kick-off and this "sportsmanship" crap is killing me 4.) Same thing for when I'm losing with Ohio State or Florida: because they're the only teams I play with and I quit when I'm losing at halftime. "Sportsmanship" again... 5.) My playbook consists of three plays and the computer is figuring out what I do and stopping me. This is crap! 6.) I don't feel like Florida has enough fast players for me to move to defensive end so I have to create players but I can't use them online!!!! Ugghh!!!! 7.) My favorite teams are OSU and Florida (even though I went to college at Southwest Missouri Technical College of the Arts) and everybody else plays with them online!!! I hate it!!!

Well done. I can't believe people failed to detect the sarcasm in your post.

[ActLikeYouCrow]

Quote: Originally Posted by jfsolo

A few tips for our friends with the broken sarcasm detectors. 1. The spelling, grammar, and organization of the OP was too good to be from a legitimate Velveeta Master. Cheesers don't "waste" time constructing coherent narratives. 2. There weren't frequent references to "skillz", "manning up", or "taking $ from 'U' chumps" 3. His name isn't "playa", "money", "Kid Nano", or any other tell-tale name. 4. He didn't say "F U" EA even once. Just a few tips from Uncle jf.

this thread was educational as well as entertaining. well done fellas.