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Kansas City Chiefs A Life Long Dream Came True Through His Son
ESPN Chris Mortensen reports that it has been announced that the Kansas City Chiefs have fired Head Coach Herman Edwards. This ends Edwards 2-year terror as the HC of the Chiefs, every game it seemed the Chiefs production would go down. The Chiefs gave up a 4th-round pick which the Jets in return took RB/KR Leon Washington, which paid off.
The Chiefs have declared a press conference for this afternoon. In a HUGE turn of events they are announcing unheard of Matt Logmans as the new HC of their franchise. Now you may ask what's the big deal, just because we have not heard of him. Matt Logmans is only 18 years old, he will be the youngest person to ever be hired, well even to be on the staff he is the youngest. What controversy will be created. We will now head over to the press conference for the latest scoop and interview.
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Carl Peterson: I would formally like to introduce, our's, your's, the organization's new Head Coach, Matt Logmans.
(Peterson stands up and shakes Matt's hand as they both smile and look at the crowd, who has a nervous, yet shocked look on their face)
Matt Logmans: Thank you Mr. Peterson, it is an honor and a privledge to be before you all today. I know you are all in shock because I am only 18 years old, hell I haven't even graduated college yet, but what an experience. I will not take this for granted. Do not believe that I am only doing this for a cheap thrill or because I was handed anything, I worked hard ever since I could read and understand football. Now, this isn't my dream at all, it's my father's dream I am living. My dad was a die-hard, and I mean die-hard Chiefs fan. He breathed red and yellow all day everyday. I say was a die-hard Chiefs fan because, he has recently passes away.
(Logmans broke down in tears, but tried to keep it cool)
Matt Logmans: I believe I can live his dream through me. I am doing this and took this job because he always wanted the Chiefs to somehow win a Super Bowl, but how great can a feeling that be, if I could do this for him. No matter where he is today. He will know. I know this team needs a lot of help, and well I believe that this organization needs to realize we are infact rebuilding. Everyone has to come to terms, we are in a rebuilding stage, but I will do whatever it takes to restore this franchise to what it was, years past when it was tops in the league in offense, when they did contend for playoff births, when this team did go 13-3. We can get back there.
I do not care if I have to revamp, gut, dissect, every position this team has. I will get rid of players, I will most certainly add players. This team will be very active in free agency this year, while not going too crazy, I believe in building through the draft, and with the amount of draft picks we have this year I believe we can do that.
I will be adding 2 new entirely different playbooks for offense and the defense for this team. The defense will use a lot more variety of attacks, as I take after Jim Johnson's style of play. The man is a defensive genius and anything we can match of him will be amazing. On offense I will call the shots, we will use a spread attack with a very implmenting running style. Whether it calls for a trade of Larry Johnson if he does not fit the style or drafting a RB that suits us, has yet to be seen. I will now take any questions you may have to ask.
Reporter #1: I understand where you are coming from, but what makes you think you can run a professional football team?
Matt Logmans: We will all find out won't we.
Reporter #2: What makes you think these older players, especially veterans will listen to you?
Matt Logmans: If they want to play on Sundays, they will certainly listen. I have a way with people, I can talk to them, just because of my age doesn't make me any different from you, them, or anybody. If they respect me, which they will as I already talked to plenty of people including the likes of Tony Gonzalez, Derrick Johnson, and Donnie Edwards, I will be fine.
Reporter #3: This is absurd, I haven't seen anything like this. It's completely ridiculous.
Matt Logmans: So was your wife in bed. Thank you. Let's get ready for a fun season shall we...
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