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Ridgeberg · 01-03-2007, 05:19 PM

Q: What does Michael Jackson like about twenty-eight year olds?

A: There are twenty of them.

Beantown · 01-03-2007, 05:19 PM

lmao...not bad...both of those last two.

nemesis04 · 01-03-2007, 08:53 PM

Little Timmy and his mom were shopping in a clothing store one day and Timmy decides to investigate the manikins. Timmy's mom is busy shopping and finally glances over to Timmy and sees him with his hand going up the skirt of a manikin. Timmy's mom runs over to him and tells him never to put his hand up the skirt of a girl because there are teeth up there and he could get seriously bitten. Timmy is now petrified of this and he never forgets this tidbit of info his mom gave him.

Time passes on and Timmy is at the age where he starts dating girls. One night Timmy and his girl were alone kissing and the girl takes Timmy's hand and brings it close to here thigh. Timmy immediately pulls back and the girl asks whats wrong? Timmy tells the girl that his mom told him to never put his hands near there because there were teeth there and he could get bitten. The girl bursts out laughing and tells Timmy that she will show him that there are no teeth. The girl proceeds to take off her pants off and then her panty's. She tells Timmy to look over, after some coaxing Timmy finally looks over and the girl says "look there is no teeth"! Timmy says to the girl "With gums like that I am not surprised"!

Macar91 · 01-03-2007, 10:38 PM

Q: Thee gay guys walk into a bar and there is only one stool. What do they do?

A: Flip it over.

Heelfan71 · 01-03-2007, 10:40 PM

Three priests are in a boat with three young boys when the boat starts to sink.

The first priest says, "We've got to save the boys."

The second priest says, "**** the boys."

The third priest says, "Do you think we've got time?"

Pete1210 · 01-04-2007, 10:39 AM

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make this woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?

skitch · 01-04-2007, 02:24 PM

Two gays are walking up to a house, where they see a dog licking his privates.

The first man says, "I wish I could do that."

The other man replies, "Fool, that dog will bite you!"

01-03-2007, 05:16 PM	#9
cjonesfan921 UGH, next year OVR: 28 Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 20,011 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread

01-03-2007, 05:19 PM	#10
Ridgeberg Pro OVR: 9 Join Date: Apr 2003	Re: Joke Thread Q: What does Michael Jackson like about twenty-eight year olds? A: There are twenty of them. DevSwerve and raiderphantom like this.

01-03-2007, 05:19 PM	#11
Beantown #DoYourJob OVR: 61 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mass Posts: 31,536 Blog Entries: 4	Re: Joke Thread lmao...not bad...both of those last two.

01-03-2007, 08:53 PM	#12
nemesis04 RIP Ty My Buddy OVR: 52 Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Long Island NY Posts: 13,548 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Joke Thread Little Timmy and his mom were shopping in a clothing store one day and Timmy decides to investigate the manikins. Timmy's mom is busy shopping and finally glances over to Timmy and sees him with his hand going up the skirt of a manikin. Timmy's mom runs over to him and tells him never to put his hand up the skirt of a girl because there are teeth up there and he could get seriously bitten. Timmy is now petrified of this and he never forgets this tidbit of info his mom gave him. Time passes on and Timmy is at the age where he starts dating girls. One night Timmy and his girl were alone kissing and the girl takes Timmy's hand and brings it close to here thigh. Timmy immediately pulls back and the girl asks whats wrong? Timmy tells the girl that his mom told him to never put his hands near there because there were teeth there and he could get bitten. The girl bursts out laughing and tells Timmy that she will show him that there are no teeth. The girl proceeds to take off her pants off and then her panty's. She tells Timmy to look over, after some coaxing Timmy finally looks over and the girl says "look there is no teeth"! Timmy says to the girl "With gums like that I am not surprised"! travisSUNS likes this. __________________ “The saddest part of life is when someone who gave you your best memories becomes a memory”

01-03-2007, 10:40 PM	#14
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01-04-2007, 10:39 AM	#15
Pete1210 MVP OVR: 30 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 3,278 Blog Entries: 8	Re: Joke Thread A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make this woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"? Caulfield and travisSUNS like this.

01-04-2007, 02:24 PM	#16
skitch Fear Ameer OVR: 32 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Savannah, GA Posts: 12,350	Re: Joke Thread Two gays are walking up to a house, where they see a dog licking his privates. The first man says, "I wish I could do that." The other man replies, "Fool, that dog will bite you!"

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