What are you watching? Pt II

[SPTO]

Quote: Originally Posted by Dayman

ESPNHD: Philadelphia Phillies at St. Louis Cardinals [Cliff Lee and Albert Pujols battle for diamond supremacy]

LOL I had forgotten that format. Will have to use that again if this thread is active again.

[Bellsprout]

FSWisconsin HD: Milwaukee Brewers at Los Angeles Dodgers [Brewers try to get back to .500 by completing a 2 game sweep]

[Watson]

MLB.tv: Atlanta Braves at Arizona Diamondbacks [Braves try to come out of a see-saw battle on top]

[Watson]

The Other Guys

We found your stolen Prius, it was voting for Ralph Nader.

[Bellsprout]

Quote: Originally Posted by WatsonTiger

The Other Guys We found your stolen Prius, it was voting for Ralph Nader.

Aim for the bushes...

[Watson]

It looks like Scarface sneezed on your car!

[Bellsprout]

Did... did you yell "AMERICA!" when you stepped on the gas pedal?

[Watson]

OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring. We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.