Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

[DaveDQ]

Quote: Originally Posted by ScoobySnax

I jacked off for the first time at 10 yrs old watching swole bitches on American Gladiators. ****.

That just started my weekend with a solid laugh.

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Quote: Originally Posted by DaveDQ

That just started my weekend with a solid laugh.

A supportive, non judgemental laugh..

[jeremym480]

Quote: Originally Posted by ScoobySnax

I jacked off for the first time at 10 yrs old watching swole bitches on American Gladiators. ****.

I heard Joe Montana say masturbate on SNL when I was 9 or 10. For some reason thought it was a good idea to ask my mom (who's extremely religious btw) what that meant.

If you want to know her reaction just watch A Christmas Story and see how Ralphy's mother reacts to him sayin the F word.

That was not a good day.

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[Fly3]

Thread looks to be headed in the right direction.

[NDAlum]

Quote: Originally Posted by dickey1331

My first time was with my ex wife's best friend My first kiss was with my ex wife. I didn't have my first kiss until I was 18.

I thought you were married to the girl in your picture? Or did you already have a previous wife? If so, man you are young.

[NDAlum]

I dated a girl in college who turned out to be bipolar. One night she got in a mood and I asked her to leave. I asked her several times and she refused time after time.

She wound up and punched me in the face and then threw a mirror off the wall and shattered it everywhere. She finally left after that.

Fortunately I kept my cool and did not touch her. I'm 6-3 220 and she was 5-4 100 lbs. I'm guessing that's how plenty of guys get arrested for domestic violence.

[Chrisksaint]

Quote: Originally Posted by baumy300

* While in middle school, teachers used to send out these "progress reports" which were definitely a bad thing. They would be an update addressed to your parents either regarding behavior, grades, or both. I always used to go get the mail after school and take any envelopes out that were from the school. I hid these all in a shoebox until one day a teacher was talking to my mom at the grocery store and asked why she never responded to any progress reports... The worst one I have ever received stated "Michael would be an excellent candidate for clown school." .

Yeah in Middle School our grades were posted online and it was set up that it would email my mom when they were updated. 7th grade I learned her email password so if I knew the grade was bad I'd go in an delete the email before any damage was caused. Then in 8th grade I just never gave my mom the updated info to check the grades herself.

My 1st summer at FSU there was this chick on the floor our dorm that my friend(also my roommate) was practically in love with and she didn't seem that much interested other then as friends. I hooked up with that chick on the regular and I always made up excuses as to where I was going such as i'm going to get some food, gym, friend's place, to study, etc.

[dickey1331]

Quote: Originally Posted by NDAlum

I thought you were married to the girl in your picture? Or did you already have a previous wife? If so, man you are young.

The one in the pic is my 2nd wife/ current wife. I'm 25