Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

[NDAlum]

You armed forces people and getting married early!

[XtremeDunkz]

damn im 25 and marriage has never even crossed my mind.

[mb625]

Quote: Originally Posted by Chrisksaint

Yeah in Middle School our grades were posted online and it was set up that it would email my mom when they were updated. 7th grade I learned her email password so if I knew the grade was bad I'd go in an delete the email before any damage was caused. Then in 8th grade I just never gave my mom the updated info to check the grades herself.

I can totally relate to this. If I knew that I had a D/F letter in the mail, every day I'd go out of my way to get the mail and hide it before my mom saw it.

[WildFan22]

When I was in 2nd grade I came home from school to find a huge black dog in my yard standing next to our 6 month old golden retriever. I went to pet the dog and it jumped up and bit my face. It was on top of me in a flash and I kicked and punched until it let go.

I ran into my house and looked in a mirror and the dog bit a hole through my cheek about the size of a quarter. My parents rushed me to the hospital and they asked me if I was trying to save the puppy. I didn't really say yes but I didn't say no either.

After surgery a cop came and said that the dog attacked an officer and they shot it. I went home after surgery and that night I started getting calls from family calling me a hero. The next day my parents showed me the paper and I was on the front page " local boy saves puppy".

All through the next day I got phone calls from family and my school. and my parents even took me to the grocery store with huge bandages. A few people recognized me and said I was a hero.

The next day I thought things would go back to normal but that morning the local news station called my mom to interview me. I told my mom I didn't want to talk to anyone but at 5 o clock at night.... There I was on live T.V. The reporter asked me a few questions about how it felt to be a hero and I was in such shock I never moved a muscle or said a word. I was completely motionless during the entire interview on live tv.

Till this day my parents bring up how I saved that puppy.......

[Watson]

i once got busy in a burger king bathroom

[AUChase]

Quote: Originally Posted by ScoobySnax

I jacked off for the first time at 10 yrs old watching swole bitches on American Gladiators. ****.

Holy ****. I almost spit out my drink and instead got choked on it.

It was def. a non judgmental laugh, I just didn't expect to read it.


I'll get back to this thread in a bit with some.

[Rules]

On November 24, 1971, I took a plane ride. Without going into too much detail, I was able to buy my house with cash. Hmm, I have to go, someone is knocking at my door.

[DamnYanks2]

Whacked off on a long drive home one night, just because I was bored.